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Title: Consider the Colorblind
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Published: Nov 28, 2015
Author: Dakmar, Aluminum King of the Entire East
Post Date: 2015-11-28 15:08:04 by Dakmar
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Many years ago I was a third fiddle programmer on a new software package being developed. The OD had some weird monochromatic fixation so everything was some shade of green. Never being one to let my graphic design training from that high school class go to waste, I took it upon myself to fix the colors, patterning them on Windows 3.1 schemes. The head honcho understood where I was going with that, so we standardized my colors. Made a big mistake when I showed too many co-workers how to change, still having nightmares about pink/purple combos some of the fairer sex came up with. At some point, it occurred to me, that the colorblind might somehow be offended by the amount of time we were spending to appeal to multichromatic individuals, and we needed to focus on the basics of system design: to make as much money as we can. Rather than spend $150K on a study, you know what I did? I changed my display to black and white. Menu system was completely readable, but the weird, tucked in little corner fields were kind of hard to read. They were hard to read in color, too, I recollect... Did Trump jump the shark with the cripple thing: ? I'm frankly dissapointed, I was hoping one of the MSM goons would describe the NYT gimp as "handi-capable" :) Donald Trump Mocks Reporter with Disability at Event
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#1. To: Dakmar (#0)
Handi-capable describes many, many people with physical challenges, thanks.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
I think this will come back to hurt Trump if he is the GOP nominee next year. That is how stupid this country has become. "Besides, I was anxious to take the wheel, the man in pink pyjamas showing himself a hopeless duffer at the business." - Marlow
Handi-capable is a term the Maoist reformers invented to shame the people still using the old-fashioned term 'handicapped'. Right up there with Afri-can-doers! "Besides, I was anxious to take the wheel, the man in pink pyjamas showing himself a hopeless duffer at the business." - Marlow
The stupid-valve was turned wide open in 1964.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
I'd like to get Trump to box me over 17th Amendment questions, prolly not gonna happen
"Besides, I was anxious to take the wheel, the man in pink pyjamas showing himself a hopeless duffer at the business." - Marlow
This one 'incident' compared to Hillary Clinton and her mouth since 1992??
#2. To: All (#0)
#3. To: Lod (#1)
#4. To: Dakmar (#2)
#5. To: Lod (#4)
#6. To: Dakmar (#0)
Did Trump jump the shark with the cripple thing: ?
-Alex Kurtagic
#7. To: Lod (#4) (Edited)
A sneaky hi-karate face kick and Trump woulnd't ever want to take me on one-on-one ever again. :)
"Besides, I was anxious to take the wheel, the man in pink pyjamas showing himself a hopeless duffer at the business." - Marlow
#8. To: Dakmar (#0)
When I was a young man in Chicago, I worked at this yarn store. I had a guy from the neighborhood help once when we had to move a bunch of yarn out of a warehouse. I held up a skein of green yarn and asked him, "What color is this?" He said it was "Grey." I told him it was green. He was color blind. ;) Consider the Colorblind
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
#9. To: Lod (#4)
Before I was born. Let's shut it! The stupid-valve was turned wide open in 1964.
"Besides, I was anxious to take the wheel, the man in pink pyjamas showing himself a hopeless duffer at the business." - Marlow
#10. To: Dakmar (#7)
Isn't that aftershave? LOL hi-karate
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
#11. To: BTP Holdings (#10)
It's drama! Shut up, pay attention! Isn't that aftershave?
"Besides, I was anxious to take the wheel, the man in pink pyjamas showing himself a hopeless duffer at the business." - Marlow
#12. To: X-15 (#6)
Do you know that she was President of the Young Republicans in college where she met Bill Clinton? Her maiden name is Rodham, from Park Ridge, Illinois. ;) Hillary Clinton
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
#13. To: Dakmar (#11)
No, this is drama, top this! freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=185400It's drama! Shut up, pay attention!
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#14. To: Esso (#13)
That ain't Drama, that's...gross.
"Besides, I was anxious to take the wheel, the man in pink pyjamas showing himself a hopeless duffer at the business." - Marlow
#15. To: Esso (#13)
Aha, I knew the representatives from YeastPorn.Com would be here soon, can I get you a soda?
"Besides, I was anxious to take the wheel, the man in pink pyjamas showing himself a hopeless duffer at the business." - Marlow
#16. To: BTP Holdings, Dakmar, Turtle (#10)
Isn't that aftershave? LOL Turtle buys every bottle that comes up for sale on eBay, he dumps it into a 55- gallon drum for the coming Apocalypse hi-karate
-Alex Kurtagic
#17. To: Dakmar (#9)
Eighteen years after I was born and the sucker's frozen open.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#18. To: Lod (#17)
We'll need marches and picnic baskets to undo the damage. And funny hats.
"Besides, I was anxious to take the wheel, the man in pink pyjamas showing himself a hopeless duffer at the business." - Marlow
#19. To: Dakmar (#18)
Don't forget the noise-makers! Whee.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#20. To: Lod (#19)
And sodas, never forget the sodas, right?
"Besides, I was anxious to take the wheel, the man in pink pyjamas showing himself a hopeless duffer at the business." - Marlow
#21. To: X-15 (#16)
I also have about 100 gallons of Annie Green Springs.
"Have Brain, Will Travel
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