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Title: Paging Badeye and BeAChooser!
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Firedoglake and The Washington Monthly
URL Source: http://firedoglake.blogspot.com/
Published: Jan 30, 2006
Author: Jane Hamsher; Steve Clemons
Post Date: 2006-01-30 08:40:49 by h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t
Keywords: BeAChooser!, Paging, Badeye
Views: 811
Comments: 118
"From the comments: 'My theory is that a lot of the creepy freepers who post on lefty sites are just low-level right-out-of-college cubicle jockeys at right wing think-tanks. They're getting paid to skulk around and regurgitate winger talking points. Just a theory of course. Have you ever noticed that a lot of them tend to post a lot during business hours and then disappear on the weekends? I guess that's when their busy date-raping one another ...' I've noticed this a lot over at the HuffPo. There seem to be a couple of people whose job it is to just jump in and leave right-wing talking points at the top of every thread. It doesn't happen if you post at night, and then they won't show up until business hours the next day." http://firedoglake.blogspot.com/ Firedoglake provides a link to this poster comment at The Washington Monthly: "Hey guys, I interviewed for a guerilla marketing business that targeted web forums. I was told that if I accepted the job, I was to have at LEAST 50 identities on as many forums as I could muster (they wanted 100 eventually), with a goal of 5 posts an hour. The posts had to be well thought out, and the idea was that I was to establish multiple identities with a history on the forums, so that when the timing was right a well written but subtly placed marketing post could be finessed in. And regular visitors would recognize the post as coming from a long time poster. They had 12 people working there full time, and were hiring 10 more. You do the math. No wait, I'll do it for you: that's 880 posts a day (if minimum was met). However he said the better ones could do around 8 or 10 an hour. And they had different "verticals" so there was the sports guy, and the politics guy, the hentai, excuse me I mean anime guy, etc. But the most critical point was this: develop and integrate the identity. No random "HEY SONY IS AWESOME BUY THIS" stuff. Kinda spooky. P.S. Five posts AN HOUR? Sound like anyone you know..." Posted by: Phobos Deimos on January 29, 2006 at 5:22 PM | PERMALINK http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2006_01/008107.php#810427 To Christine and Zipporah and others who tried to explain all this to me: Boy, when you guys are right, you're really, really, right. I was skeptical, but no more!
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#1. To: h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t (#0)
The more sophisticated are subtle and less obvious, almost like sleeper agents.
"We don't need no stinkin' badges!" -Gold Hat, now starring Alberto Gonzales Closer to 5 posts a minute!! .. Internet propaganda is important stuff! I wonder if the posters mentioned have gotten in touch with their feminine side with any of their identities ?? :P
Time clock PING
I was just drinking a cool, refreshing Pepsi and decided you're right. Time for a Marlboro to start my day off the cowboy way. Aaaah, Flavor Country.
I love children, but I can never finish a whole one.
Badeye seems to post at a rate greater than one post every two minutes. I assume that's a lot of the reason he refuses to provide links, so that he can keep up that pace. And his posts are certainly not well thought out. BeAChooser's posts, on the other hand, are so long that they're a pain to read through.
Aaaah, Flavor Country. lol! (but I mean really subtle, like someone pretending to be dense but nice, like palo perhaps). Before the election these paid shills will step up the pace, like USMCVet on LP did. Oh BTW, did you read about Marlboro Man? He's back from Iraq and has PTSD. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!" -Gold Hat, now starring Alberto Gonzales FYI
Either way, they are disrupting any worthwhile discussion. Mission Accomplished!
"We don't need no stinkin' badges!" -Gold Hat, now starring Alberto Gonzales BeAChooser's posts, on the other hand, are so long that they're a pain to read through. Hmm maybe one is paid by the number of posts and the other paid by the number of letters?? :P
That's the job description of a stock message board basher to a "T"...
Government blows, and that which governs least blows least...
Really? Makes you wonder just who hired them..
This may explain quite a bit. Some elements of our society would rather us get angered over a police brutality incident and not keep examining what the nazicrats are doing to our country.
Sure brings that thread to mind now doesnt it?
FYI
I used to love em though, it's one of the few instances in life where you can ruthlessly belittle and rip on someone and not feel guilty, great stress releaver :-)
Government blows, and that which governs least blows least...
Interesting...I wonder how much this pays? :-)
Just how can the American sheeple be concerned with issues such an $8 Trillion federal debt ($50 Trillion counting unfunded obligations), the federal government spying on its own citizens, an unchecked invasion from the south, and Americans unnecessarily killing and being killed in a war to benefit Israel when some clown actully LIED to Queen Oprah and they still haven't figured out who pushed the guy off the cruise ship? It's all about priorities--American sheeple priorities as determined by the federal media.
In 1947, the UN created a perpetual war and named it Israel.
I sometimes plug books and magazines, but they don't pay me :^(
Badeye seems to post at a rate greater than one post every two minutes. Badeye craves attention. He likes to have the first post and last word.
But he runs off every time he is proven wrong. Too funny.
We've been challenged, and we've risen to those challenges. We've climbed the mighty mountain. I see the valley below, and it's a valley of peace. - W
LOL!
#2. To: h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t (#0)
P.S. Five posts AN HOUR? Sound like anyone you know..."
#3. To: h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t, astoria, avian virus, Arator, Alan Chapman, aristeides, bluegrass, Brian S, BTP Holdings, Bill D Berger, buckeroo, Burkeman1, CAPPSMADNESS, Coral Snake, Diana, Esso, Eoghan, Flintlock, FormerLurker, Fred Mertz, honway, OKC Submariner (#0)
#4. To: robin (#1)
The more sophisticated are subtle and less obvious, almost like sleeper agents.
#5. To: Zipporah (#2)
#6. To: Indrid Cold (#4)
I was just drinking a cool, refreshing Pepsi and decided you're right. Time for a Marlboro to start my day off the cowboy way.
I think the Pepsi girl is still okay, unless she was drining diet (aspartame) in which case check for her in the cancer/tumor ward.
#7. To: hfrancis, HOUNDDAWG, justlurking, ladyX, leveller, lodwick, mars attack, mehitable, Mekons4, Moldy Box, Mr Nuke Buzzcut, MUDDOG, NOLAJBS, orangedog (#0)
#8. To: aristeides (#5)
#9. To: aristeides (#5)
Badeye seems to post at a rate greater than one post every two minutes. I assume that's a lot of the reason he refuses to provide links, so that he can keep up that pace. And his posts are certainly not well thought out.
#10. To: Zipporah (#2)
#11. To: Axenolith (#10)
That's the job description of a stock message board basher to a "T"...
#12. To: h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t (#0)
I was told that if I accepted the job, I was to have at LEAST 50 identities on as many forums as I could muster (they wanted 100 eventually), with a goal of 5 posts an hour.
#13. To: tom007 (#12)
This may explain quite a bit. Some elements of our society would rather us get angered over a police brutality incident and not keep examining what the nazicrats are doing to our country.
#14. To: scooter, secret_squirrel, SKYDRIFTER, sneakypete, swarthyguy, timetobuildaboat, TommyTheMadArtist, Uncle Bill, Wrench, who knows what evil, Zoroaster (#0)
#15. To: Zipporah (#11)
#16. To: Zipporah (#14)
#17. To: tom007 (#12)
This may explain quite a bit. Some elements of our society would rather us get angered over a police brutality incident and not keep examining what the nazicrats are doing to our country.
#18. To: Zipporah (#7)
"HEY SONY IS AWESOME BUY THIS" stuff.
I've already said too much.
#19. To: aristeides (#5)
#20. To: Alan Chapman (#19)
#21. To: Indrid Cold (#4)
Nakasen's Principles
#22. To: robin, h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t, Zipporah (#6)
There's nothing like seeing one of these shills get so pissed off that they out themselves, like our old "friend" Becky Saunders: I am paid to stay here and answer fools like you. Your actions harm the Troops. You might want to consider your actions-carefully. We will soon have a new AG. Becket Saunders posted on 2004-11-17 00:16:02 ET You should see that fuck-tard dance when you spend a week reminding him (and everyone else whose reading the thread) about it on every single thread he posts on.
Before the election these paid shills will step up the pace, like USMCVet on LP did.
Nothing says "poor workmanship" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
#23. To: Alan Chapman, dakmar (#19)
And sometimes he gets more attention than he bargained for: Link to one of the more brutal trauncings that Boteye was ever treated to.
Badeye craves attention.
Nothing says "poor workmanship" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
#24. To: orangedog (#22)
I am paid to stay here and answer fools like you. Your actions harm the Troops. You might want to consider your actions-carefully. We will soon have a new AG. Becket Saunders posted on 2004-11-17 00:16:02 ET A classic. Thanks for digging it up.
There's nothing like seeing one of these shills get so pissed off that they out themselves, like our old "friend" Becky Saunders:
"We don't need no stinkin' badges!" -Gold Hat, now starring Alberto Gonzales
#25. To: orangedog (#23)
Good stuff. What I also find amusing is how often he boasts about his house, Hummer, big-screen TV, surround-sound system, and DVD collection.
#26. To: robin (#24)
I didn't have to dig very far. I keep it handy to hang around his neck every chance I get.
A classic. Thanks for digging it up.
Nothing says "poor workmanship" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
#27. To: Alan Chapman (#25)
The thing that he obviously doesn't realize is that 99.9% of the people who really do have money don't feel the need to brag about it several times each and day during business hours. Those who do either enherited or married it. Either way, people like him are like school on Saturday....no class.
Nothing says "poor workmanship" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
#28. To: Alan Chapman (#25)
All 22 Streisand albums?
What I also find amusing is how often he boasts about his house, Hummer, big-screen TV, surround-sound system, and DVD collection.
We've been challenged, and we've risen to those challenges. We've climbed the mighty mountain. I see the valley below, and it's a valley of peace. - W
#29. To: h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t, *You Gotta Be Shitting Me* (#0)
I know for a fact that this has been the modus operandi for at least 3 to 5 years. This started during the Clinton Administration, when they were working to squelch the liberal vote, and the horrible horseshit that came after the failed election of Gore. When Free Republic had all those people out there railing on Al Gore, and I admit I was one of those people who was pissed he wouldn't just let it go, that's when they had surplus of cash. These people made a shitload of money, and continue to do so from the RNC. What I couldn't understand, is how several posters seemed to be on there 24/7, posting like mad, yet, talked about how they actually work. If I were these people's bosses, I'd be looking at how they're wasting company resources. I think it's even funnier still that in order to maintain their moral superiority, and classy image, that these political thinktanks have to hire braindead morons to regurgitate the same shit over and over again. Decency, and integrity used to be like chocolate. Good Chocolate sells itself. Even bad Chocolate sells itself. If you have to SELL someone an ideology, then perhaps your ideology isn't worth buying. Last time I checked, decency, and morality used to be a valued commodity. Now, the image of decency, and integrity is the commodity. Being a good, honest and moral person are all signs of weakness, and to be rebuked. THAT is the face of politics, always has been, always will be.
 | What's that Mr. Nipples? You want me to ask the nice lady about her rack?. |
#30. To: Dakmar (#28)
If I had a copy of Ishtar, I sure as shit wouldn't be bragging.
| What's that Mr. Nipples? You want me to ask the nice lady about her rack?. |
#31. To: Zipporah (#2)
If you are talking about TLB I think the only thing he might being paid to push is Big and Rich.
#32. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#30)
Used videotapes of Ishtar are on sale from $2.59 from Amazon.
#33. To: h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t (#0)
http://artwanted.com/mb/topic.cfm?Topic=207921 Click the link. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. Take a good look at the thread. Then, look at some of the other threads. I promise you, this is being done ALL OVER THE WEB.
| What's that Mr. Nipples? You want me to ask the nice lady about her rack?. |
#34. To: orangedog (#22)
You KNOB! You never pinged me to any of that! I'm hurt... I'm gonna get all weepy now...
You should see that fuck-tard dance when you spend a week reminding him (and everyone else whose reading the thread) about it on every single thread he posts on.
Government blows, and that which governs least blows least...
#35. To: Alan Chapman (#25)
gawd, is that gay.
What I also find amusing is how often he boasts about his house, Hummer, big-screen TV, surround-sound system, and DVD collection.
#36. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#33)
ADL Guide Gives Individuals, Groups Tools for Israel Advocacy
I promise you, this is being done ALL OVER THE WEB.
We've been challenged, and we've risen to those challenges. We've climbed the mighty mountain. I see the valley below, and it's a valley of peace. - W
#37. To: Axenolith (#34)
Now Axe, you know my policy on pinging people who aren't already posting on a thread while I'm doing the Silky-the-Pimp bitch slap on a ho like Becky....it would just make it look like I'm asking for help.
Nothing says "poor workmanship" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
#38. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#29)
It's been longer than that Tommy. I remember him on Ldot back in the late '90s.
I know for a fact that this has been the modus operandi for at least 3 to 5 years.
#39. To: orangedog (#23)
Wow! Babeye was, indeed, handed his ass in that link.
In 1947, the UN created a perpetual war and named it Israel.
#40. To: Coral Snake (#31)
No I wasnt referring to Todd.. He didnt even cross my mind re this.
If you are talking about TLB I think the only thing he might being paid to push is Big and Rich.
#41. To: orangedog (#37)
So true, so true... I'd better keep up with this shit! I'd better quit working so much and spend more time here ;-) (After I find a certain large quantity of gold, silver or other neat stuff...).
Government blows, and that which governs least blows least...
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