One enterprising family unveils its Kendrick Lamar Christmas parody song.
By Sarah Rense
Dec 18, 2015
The War on Christmas has destroyed families far and wide across this great nation. First, the war targeted familial love of holiday guns. Then, it obliterated a family's right to awkwardly sexy Christmas cards. Now, the war ridicules the celebratory Christmas tradition of gathering one's family close, dressing in elf pajamas, and hitting the streets to forcefully dance the Christmas spirit into unsuspecting townsfolk. Nothing makes Santa happier than a family doing the worm, all while rattling off their personal accomplishments (a father going through the process of childbirth is no small miracle) and bragging rights (Lola's on her first basketball team? Good for Lola!). And what better way to acknowledge the selfless season of giving by changing Kendrick Lamar's empowering lyrics of "I love myself" to the battle cry "Let's all get elfed." Kendrick, who wrote one of the year's best and most socially conscious albums, should be so honored that this exists. The war wages on.