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Title: Chapter Two, Wherein Trash21230 Relapses to LP and Hates Himself in the Morning
Source: The Second Stupidest Site On The Web
URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/ ... .cgi?ArtNum=118013&Disp=26#C26
Published: Feb 1, 2006
Author: Trash21230
Post Date: 2006-02-01 22:54:22 by h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t
Keywords: Trash21230, Relapses, Chapter
Views: 226
Comments: 13

26. To: Goldi-Lox (#17) The one time I check into this site over the past month and I see this.

Goldi, your selective enforcement of the BN "rules" is a laugh. When I was still active daily on this site, I pinged you numerous times to articles that were NOT breaking news. The biggest violators were blackhorse and Brian S, and you NEVER did a damned thing.

Just pointing this out for the record. I surely don't expect you to do anything about it. Bye again.

Trace21230 posted on 2005-11-23 02:12:03 ET Reply Trace

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=118013&Disp=26#C26

Kids! Be sure not to miss the pic of the world's ugliest dog on the thread!

Let the record reflect that there is soft, pathos-filled, violin music playing.

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#1. To: h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t (#0)

lol!

"No warrant, no wiretap, no W."

robin  posted on  2006-02-01   22:56:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

oh, where, oh, where has that little dog gone..oh, where, oh, where can he be?

christine  posted on  2006-02-01   23:05:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Chapter Three, In Which Trash21230 Once Again Ventures Back to LP, Emulating a Swallow Returning to Capistrano, and Miraculously Does Not Bitch, Whine, or Scream Like a Banshee

With a thread entitled "Help Identify My Dog's Breed", how could he NOT go back?

THE POST:

8. To: emies (#0) It's an Australian Cattle Herder, also called a "Blue Healer." (He recognizes it from a one-nighter he had with it years ago.--Ed.)

I had one several years ago and they are great pets. Not so great for an apartment or a house, though, because they like to roam. (He remembers many a night which he and his Best Friend spent knocking over garbage cans, urinating on fence posts, and nailing female chihuahuas with their tongues hanging out and drool dripping from their jowls.--Ed.)

Trace21230 posted on 2005-12-21 22:30:28 ET Reply Trace

"Not so great for an apartment or a house"? What sort of dwelling does that leave? Oh. I forgot. They're perfect for creatures which live in dank burrows beneath the local landfill...

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2006-02-01   23:06:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

oh, where, oh, where has that little dog gone..oh, where, oh, where can he be?

(laughing out loud) Oh where, oh where, has that little prick gone, oh where, oh where can he be?

With his hair cut short and his skirt cut long, oh where, oh where can he be?

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2006-02-01   23:09:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"No warrant, no wiretap, no W"

Hey, I like that slogan. Is it a bumper sticker?

How about "W is for Warrantless"? LOL.

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2006-02-01   23:10:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The friendly audience at the packed Grand Ole Opry House frequently interrupted the president with applause and laughter. Among the crowd were several country music stars, including Barbara Mandrell, Larry Gatlin, Lee Greenwood, Lorrie Morgan and the Oak Ridge Boys.

Bush joked that he should have given the State of the Union at the hall. "How cool would it be to give a State of the Union address in a Porter Wagoner outfit?" he said, referencing the flashy singer who frequently played host on the stage.

Outside, more than 100 protesters held up their own signs that said "No Confidence" and "No warrant, no wiretap, no W." That was a reference to Bush's much-debated secret program of eavesdropping on phone calls and e-mails in an attempt to sniff out terrorist plots, which he vigorously defended in his State of the Union address and inside the concert hall.

"No warrant, no wiretap, no W."

robin  posted on  2006-02-01   23:17:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

(He remembers many a night which he and his Best Friend spent knocking over garbage cans, urinating on fence posts, and nailing female chihuahuas with their tongues hanging out and drool dripping from their jowls.--Ed.)

hahahaha

christine  posted on  2006-02-01   23:17:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Bye again.

Here's your bonnet, what's your hurry?

Old Fud  posted on  2006-02-03   19:22:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

It's time for another cartoon!

Chapter 4.

Trash21230, at the urging of his mother and after sulking indoors every day after school for a month and a half, finally sallies forth to try one more time to play nicely with the other little girls in the neighborhood. Forgotten at last is the incident of the broken Barbie doll, which made him cry so much his mother took him to a therapist.

First order of business: post the dishrag-limp state of the union speech given just days earlier by our own personal Idi Amin.

Second order of business: Something's wrong in the "Politics" section! Someone has posted Smut! Trash21230 relapses into his favorite role of Tattletale-in- Chief. It's official now: he's back. Will he lose his pension over his long absence from the employee rolls of The GOP Internet Forum Project? No matter. It would've been cancelled out by his SSI benefits anyway.

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2006-02-05   21:17:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

LOL!!

Here is a link to LP.. Orangedog bitchslapping trace.. of course LP is loading sllllllllllllowly.. .. but here it is!

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=128078&Disp=29#C29

29. To: Orangedog (#27)

Any newcomer can easily see that you are a kook.

Always have been, always will be.

Trace21230 posted on 2006-02-05 19:18:03 ET Reply Trace

30. To: Trace21230 (#29)

Any newcomer can easily see that you are a kook.

Would any newcomer know that you're a flaming pillow-biter, or are you still stuck in that closet? Not that I'm saying your choice of orientation is a "bad thing." We're just waiting for you to come out one way or the other. Come on, it's the 21st century....you can be open with us, counsellor.

Orangedog posted on 2006-02-05 19:22:31 ET Reply Trace

31. To: Orangedog (#30)

Wrong on all counts, as usual.

Keep trying...you are doing a good job of showing any "newcomers" exactly what kind of a person you are. A kook.

Trace21230 posted on 2006-02-05 19:25:41 ET Reply Trace

32. To: Trace21230 (#31)

Come on, tracey. Don't hide who you are. All that self-repression is toxic.

Orangedog posted on 2006-02-05 19:28:11 ET Reply Trace

33. To: Trace21230 (#31)

You and several others will force me to take him off bozo-just to get another laugh.

Becket Saunders posted on 2006-02-05 19:28:13 ET Reply Trace

34. To: Orangedog, Becket Saunders (#16)

OD,

Don't overreact to Becket.

He's playing you.

If you have any "Real Proof", beyond his postings, please post it, so we can determine for ourselves.

starz posted on 2006-02-05 19:39:00 ET Reply Trace

35. To: starz (#34)

Hey, you stay quiet! This is my joke-not yours.

Becket Saunders posted on 2006-02-05 19:41:12 ET Reply Trace

36. To: Becket Saunders (#35)

Point Taken,

I'm just "Trollin",

Want to see what turns up.

:)

starz posted on 2006-02-05 19:43:32 ET Reply Trace

37. To: starz (#34)

Actually, I tried some 6 months ago to again explain, nicely, decently, how it happened and he grew even more convinced! Perfect example of how kooks swallow conspiracy theories. I was feeling sorry and actually felt bad-for him. It was a waste of sympathy.

Becket Saunders posted on 2006-02-05 19:43:40 ET Reply Trace

38. To: starz (#34)

If you have any "Real Proof", beyond his postings, please post it, so we can determine for ourselves.

Is there anything else needed other than his own words?

Orangedog posted on 2006-02-05 19:43:52 ET Reply Trace

39. To: starz (#36)

My apologies-I was just teasing. No offence intended, please.

Becket Saunders posted on 2006-02-05 19:44:27 ET Reply Trace

40. To: Becket Saunders (#37)

Actually, I tried some 6 months ago to again explain

yeah, and it only took you the better part of a year to come up with that lame attempt at damage control.

Orangedog posted on 2006-02-05 19:45:32 ET Reply Trace

Zipporah  posted on  2006-02-05   21:31:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

chapter 4 ping! lol.

christine  posted on  2006-02-05   21:42:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Wrong on all counts, as usual.

Wait a minute. Orangedog exhorts Trash to just state whether he's hetero or homo, and Trash replies, "wrong on all counts"?

How 'bout that. Trash is neither homo nor hetero. You know, I guess, technically speaking, inanimate objects--such as, for example, "a pussy"-- are neither homosexual nor heterosexual. Gee, I never thought about it that way...

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2006-02-05   22:13:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Wait a minute. Orangedog exhorts Trash to just state whether he's hetero or homo, and Trash replies, "wrong on all counts"?

How 'bout that. Trash is neither homo nor hetero. You know, I guess, technically speaking, inanimate objects--such as, for example, "a pussy"-- are neither homosexual nor heterosexual. Gee, I never thought about it that way...

Trace a metrosexual? :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-02-05   22:18:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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