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Title: Chapter Two, Wherein Trash21230 Relapses to LP and Hates Himself in the Morning
Source: The Second Stupidest Site On The Web
URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/ ... .cgi?ArtNum=118013&Disp=26#C26
Published: Feb 1, 2006
Author: Trash21230
Post Date: 2006-02-01 22:54:22 by h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t
Keywords: Trash21230, Relapses, Chapter
Views: 237
Comments: 13

26. To: Goldi-Lox (#17) The one time I check into this site over the past month and I see this.

Goldi, your selective enforcement of the BN "rules" is a laugh. When I was still active daily on this site, I pinged you numerous times to articles that were NOT breaking news. The biggest violators were blackhorse and Brian S, and you NEVER did a damned thing.

Just pointing this out for the record. I surely don't expect you to do anything about it. Bye again.

Trace21230 posted on 2005-11-23 02:12:03 ET Reply Trace

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=118013&Disp=26#C26

Kids! Be sure not to miss the pic of the world's ugliest dog on the thread!

Let the record reflect that there is soft, pathos-filled, violin music playing.

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Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 9.

#3. To: All (#0)

Chapter Three, In Which Trash21230 Once Again Ventures Back to LP, Emulating a Swallow Returning to Capistrano, and Miraculously Does Not Bitch, Whine, or Scream Like a Banshee

With a thread entitled "Help Identify My Dog's Breed", how could he NOT go back?

THE POST:

8. To: emies (#0) It's an Australian Cattle Herder, also called a "Blue Healer." (He recognizes it from a one-nighter he had with it years ago.--Ed.)

I had one several years ago and they are great pets. Not so great for an apartment or a house, though, because they like to roam. (He remembers many a night which he and his Best Friend spent knocking over garbage cans, urinating on fence posts, and nailing female chihuahuas with their tongues hanging out and drool dripping from their jowls.--Ed.)

Trace21230 posted on 2005-12-21 22:30:28 ET Reply Trace

"Not so great for an apartment or a house"? What sort of dwelling does that leave? Oh. I forgot. They're perfect for creatures which live in dank burrows beneath the local landfill...

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2006-02-01   23:06:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

(He remembers many a night which he and his Best Friend spent knocking over garbage cans, urinating on fence posts, and nailing female chihuahuas with their tongues hanging out and drool dripping from their jowls.--Ed.)

hahahaha

christine  posted on  2006-02-01   23:17:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

It's time for another cartoon!

Chapter 4.

Trash21230, at the urging of his mother and after sulking indoors every day after school for a month and a half, finally sallies forth to try one more time to play nicely with the other little girls in the neighborhood. Forgotten at last is the incident of the broken Barbie doll, which made him cry so much his mother took him to a therapist.

First order of business: post the dishrag-limp state of the union speech given just days earlier by our own personal Idi Amin.

Second order of business: Something's wrong in the "Politics" section! Someone has posted Smut! Trash21230 relapses into his favorite role of Tattletale-in- Chief. It's official now: he's back. Will he lose his pension over his long absence from the employee rolls of The GOP Internet Forum Project? No matter. It would've been cancelled out by his SSI benefits anyway.

h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t  posted on  2006-02-05   21:17:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#11. To: h-a-l-f-w-i-t-t, orangedog kook, Former Lurker kook (#9)

chapter 4 ping! lol.

christine  posted on  2006-02-05 21:42:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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