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Title: Top Cardinal Blasts 'Da Vinci Code' as 'Cheap Lies'
Source: Netscape News
URL Source: http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news ... 2&dt=20050315130200&w=RTR&covi
Published: Mar 15, 2005
Author: Reuters
Post Date: 2005-03-15 17:59:13 by Mr Nuke Buzzcut
Keywords: Cardinal, Blasts, Cheap
Views: 7862
Comments: 568

Top Cardinal Blasts 'Da Vinci Code' as 'Cheap Lies'

ROME (Reuters) - A top Catholic cardinal has blasted "The Da Vinci Code" as a "gross and absurd" distortion of history and said Catholic bookstores should take the bestseller off their shelves because it is full of "cheap lies."

Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, in an interview with the Milan newspaper Il Giornale, became the highest ranking Italian Churchman to speak out against the book, an international blockbuster that has sold millions of copies.

"(It) aims to discredit the Church and its history through gross and absurd manipulations," Bertone, the archbishop of the northern Italian city of Genoa and a close friend of Pope John Paul told the paper in its Monday edition.

"This seems like a throwback to the old anti-clerical pamphlets of the 1800s," he said.

The central claim of the book, written by American Dan Brown, is that Jesus married Mary Magdalene and had children. The Bible says Jesus never married, was crucified and rose from the dead.

Bertone's comments were significant because until the Pope named him archbishop of Genoa in 2003 he was for years the number two man at the Vatican's most powerful department - the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.

"You can find that book everywhere and the risk is that many people who read it believe that those fairy tales are real," he said. "I think I have the responsibility to clear things up to unmask the cheap lies contained in books like that."

HOLY GRAIL

A central storyline of the book is that the Holy Grail is not the cup which Christ is said to have used at the Last Supper but really the bloodline descended from Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Bertone calls this idea "a perversion."

Bertone is so incensed about the novel that he will be the key speaker at a roundtable in Genoa Wednesday night attempting to dismantle the book, which also accuses the Church of covering up the female role in Christianity.

"I will try to clear things up and help form consciences," the cardinal said.

"I think that when faced with affirmations that are so shameful and unfounded, readers who have even a minimum of basic (Christian) formation should react," he said.

He said it was "sad" that even Catholic bookstores were selling The Da Vinci Code "for purely economic reasons."

One bookstore selling "The Da Vinci Code" is the one in the Gemelli Hospital, a Catholic institution where the Pope spent a total of 28 days in two stints in February and March.

In the interview, Bertone firmly rejected the book's claim that the feminine role in Christianity had been suppressed.

"This is one of the most vulgar of inventions. The feminine element is present in all the Gospels," Bertone said.

Bertone also strongly defended Opus Dei, the conservative Church organization that the book depicts as a ruthless, Machiavellian group that resorts even to murder in its attempt to keep the Church's secrets hidden.

The novel is going to reach an even wider audience next year with the release of a film based on the book staring Tom Hanks.

© Copyright Reuters Ltd. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of Reuters Ltd.

03/15/2005 13:02 RTR

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#489. To: noone222 (#486)

Chinga tu ... puto

or better yet.

Maricon sin verguenza

Flintlock  posted on  2005-03-17   18:48:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#490. To: Jhoffa_ (#478)

On behalf of Dakmar, Crack Monkey and myself, we're collectively miffed that our pirating skills haven't been given proper credit here

Maybe we should start a ping list???

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-03-17   19:11:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#491. To: Flintlock (#489)

Maricon sin verguenza

What does that mean???

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-03-17   19:11:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#492. To: Flintlock (#489)

Look, motherfucker, I get about 3 PMs a day telling me to lay off your worthless ass. We're going to have to coexist here or one of us is going, and it ain't me.

I'll ignore you and you ignore me, otherwise, one or both of us is going to get their asses banned.

I was addressing Flint, not you, so how about you just back the fuck way off me and I'll afford you the same courtesy.

Otherwise, we got problems.

Look at the above disgusting Notice (PM) to me from Sam.

Honest, I promise I've never had anything to do with his mom, and I find it difficult to understand the street language being used by such an intellectual.

I informed Samuel that if he just said "Uncle" ... I'd quit beating his little pea-brain to a pulp ... so it's up to him.

noone222  posted on  2005-03-17   19:17:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#493. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#490)

Maybe we should start a ping list???

I already started the "LP Faggot Funnies" ping list for when we want to make fun of Trace and Medved. Check your setup.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:20:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#494. To: CAPPSMADNESS, Flintlock (#491)

Maricon sin verguenza

That don't even babelfish into anything English.

I think Flint is trying to tell us he is a collector of quality kitchen utensils, but it's been a long time since my last visit with Ayahuasca...

Dakmar  posted on  2005-03-17   19:23:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#495. To: Dakmar (#494)

No, no.. It's latin for: "The squirrels, they wash my car."

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:25:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#496. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#490)

Maybe we should start a ping list???

So I have a ping list. How do I ping people with it. Just put the name in the "TO" box? I never use them and don't know how they work.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:26:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#497. To: crack monkey (#496)

Should put up a drop list..

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:28:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#498. To: Dakmar (#494)

Maricon sin verguenza

In certain South American dialects this roughly translates as: "Penguins Have Big Brown Tires".

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:28:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#499. To: crack monkey (#498)

In gay-bar sawheilie it translates to: "Hey Trace, there's a guy passed out in the alley!"

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:29:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#500. To: All, *LP Fag Funnies* (#499)

You guys wanna make fudge packer jokes about Trace21230?

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:32:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#501. To: crack monkey (#500)

Works..

Shows up in my pings..

Hey, consider making me and dak co-owners so we can use it also.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:34:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#502. To: All (#500)

Maricon sin verguenza

In certain South American dialects this roughly translates as: "Penguins Have Big Brown Tires".

But in Baltimore and the environs it roughly translates as: "May I take your pet weasel for a walk?".

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:36:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#503. To: Jhoffa_ (#501)

Shows up in my pings..

Hey, consider making me and dak co-owners so we can use it also.

OK. I'll do it now.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:36:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#504. To: crack monkey (#503)

Bless you my son..

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:37:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#505. To: Jhoffa_, Dakmar, Flintlock (#504)

It shold be working for you guys now. You are official co-owners.

I'll put Flintlock on too.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:38:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#506. To: crack monkey, *LP Fag Funnies* (#505)

Okay, ten seconds have passed.. it's time for the power struggle..

Dak, I think I've put more into his list than you ever have.. As such, my name should be above yours.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:40:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#507. To: Jhoffa_, crack monkey, Tom Bishop, Zipporah (#501)

Is this like a stock certificate or something, can I peddle my influence on this new list to highest bidder?

Dakmar  posted on  2005-03-17   19:40:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#508. To: Dakmar (#507)

I dunno about that..

But, it'd look good on a resume.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:41:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#509. To: Jhoffa_ (#506)

I am a subscription member, and as much, I expect quality entertainment from you fellows.

;0)

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-03-17   19:42:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#510. To: Jhoffa_ (#506)

You can have ten extra points, take it or leave it.

Dakmar  posted on  2005-03-17   19:42:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#511. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#509)

Do you want to be a co-owner? We can arrange for an equity transfer. For a price of course.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:43:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#512. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#509)

Aw, shucks mam' We're too humble to take any kinda credit.

You can thank Trace and his posse for yer' entertainments.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:43:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#513. To: crack monkey (#511)

For a price of course.

Sure - wanna be on my Thread Pirate Ping List???

What Price?????

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-03-17   19:44:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#514. To: Dakmar (#510)

Take it!

But I get all your "Malboro Miles" for 6 weeks.. and options on the remainder of the quarter.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:44:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#515. To: Jhoffa_ (#512)

You can thank Trace and his posse for yer' entertainments.

We report, you snicker.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:44:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#516. To: crack monkey (#515)

LOL!

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:45:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#517. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#513)

You have to compose a Zen Koan that speaks of Trace and his encounter with a Weasel.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:46:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#518. To: CappsMadness (#517)

Shakespear is good for credit also..

Ya know, something classy.. You know, like it genuinely belongs in great gay literature or shit like that.. Example:

"Hark! What dark shadow breaks over left asscheek? It is the weasel!"

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:49:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#519. To: crack monkey (#517)

You have to compose a Zen Koan

A what? You do know that you are speaking to a West Virginia girl here - i ain't very worldly.

And I hear that the weasels are forming a union and rre soon to picket Tracey's anus due to it's unfair labor practices and unsafe working conditions.

So I am legally unable to mention the weasels....

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-03-17   19:49:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#520. To: All (#518)

Or:

"Et Tu, Weasel?"

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:51:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#521. To: Jhoffa_ (#518)

"Hark! What dark shadow breaks over left asscheek? It is the weasel!"

ROFLMAO!

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-03-17   19:51:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#522. To: Jhoffa_ (#518)

An example

Sonnet of Trace and the Weasels

Thy weasels he loves,
And they, as pitying him,,
Knowing the weasel's hearts torment him with disdain,
Have put on Brown and loving morners be,,
Looking with pretty Ruth upon his posterior's pain,,
And surly not the morning son of heaven,,
Better becomes Trace's two cheeks,,
Nor that first full star of even, ,
Doth half that glory to his sober bung, ,
As those Brown weasels doth to his posterior,,
Oh let us then swear that beauty herself is brown,,
And all that is brown Trace's complection lacks.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   19:56:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#523. To: crack monkey (#522)

That's beautiful...

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   19:57:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#524. To: crack monkey (#522)

What on earth have I gotten myself into??

LMAO!

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-03-17   19:59:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#525. To: Jhoffa_ (#514)

We need to go crawling back to Goldi and JimRob, then commence pilfering. I'll bet they both buy that expensive, name brand tissue paper.

Dakmar  posted on  2005-03-17   20:02:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#526. To: Dakmar (#525)

You know that's where all the money's going..

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-03-17   20:03:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#527. To: Jhoffa_ (#523)

Trace the Little Gay

By the old Moulmeine pagoda,
Look lazy on it's face,
There's a shitty weasel sitting,
And I know it thinks of Trace,
And the wind is in the palm trees,
And the temple bells they say,
Come ye back you little faggot,
Come ye back you little gay.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-03-17   20:07:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#528. To: crack monkey (#522)

A Haiku: by Cappy

Born to hide weasels

Whither doest thine arse hide, Trace?

Home again at last!

good enough??? or not descriptive enough?

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-03-17   20:09:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#529. To: CAPPSMADNESS, Dakmar, Crack Monkey (#491)

What does that mean???

The literal translation is "Shameless Faggot"

Now, if you wanted to be politically correct you could say "Shameless Gay" in which case the initials would be S. G. kind of like the initials of my little neocon buddy.

That can't be a coincidence.

Flintlock  posted on  2005-03-17   20:22:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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