Hilarious! The Constitution Strikes Back — New Video Casts This GOP Candidate in Star Wars-like Battle
The creator of the new video, The Constitution Strikes Back: Episode VIII, The Cruzade, told Breitbart that it was Ted Cruz’s performance during the filibuster against Obamacare in September 2013 that inspired him to make the video.
“I had a vision of Cruz as a galactic rebel warrior who would one day lead America back from the progressive abyss.
…As I attended CPAC and screened my films nationwide, it became clear that Cruz was the one true conservative who could win the White House. Simply put, Cruz was in a league of his own. In my mind, no politician came close to his appeal amongst Conservatives and his potential appeal to Independents and Reagan Democrats.
It was also obvious to me, from the perspective of a film maker, that Senator Cruz had the “it factor.” Cruz had the charisma, the charm, the chops, and the energy that make up a rock star persona that could propel him to the White House. And above all, I saw Ted Cruz as a unifying figure, not a divisive one as portrayed by the leftist media.
Our Constitutional framework was designed by the founders as a unifying document to force opposing sides to come together–that is the genius of the checks and balances they built into the Constitution. The divisiveness in Washington was created over the past seven years by the Obama-Clinton administration’s decision to by-pass the Constitutional arrangement and rule by executive decree.”
The video shows Cruz accepting a Constitution that turns into a light saber, riding an elephant across a map of the United States, turning each state red, and finally ending up in Washington, D.C. where he battles the RINOs guarding the capitol where Obama and the evil donkeys tear up the Constitution.
In the end, Cruz defeats Obama who throws down his pen and phone and runs away. Cruz declares that, “Just like in the Star Wars movies, the Rebel Alliance — the people — will prevail.”
No, he's not; but after buckwheat, what does it matter?
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken