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Pious Perverts See other Pious Perverts Articles Title: Down With The Cos I never liked Bill Cosby. If, anytime between 1984 and 1992, I’d been overwhelmed by a hankering to watch a loud, pompous middle-aged man yell at his family, I’d have moved back in with my alcoholic stepfather. Bizarrely, it was that unpleasant eponymous sitcom, and not his earlier, gentler Fat Albert cartoons, that got Cosby dubbed “America’s Dad.” (And no, Young People Today, that corny appellation wasn’t a winking dig at the nation’s “dysfunctional families,” to use the then-trendy idiom. Irony hadn’t yet been franchised on every corner like it is today.) True, most now-inevitable-sounding showbiz nicknames—“The Voice,” “America’s Sweetheart,” “The Only Band That Matters”—didn’t spring organically from fandom’s grass roots so much as from some press agent’s sweaty forehead. But “America’s Dad” in particular always felt more like bullying ballyhoo than an accurate reflection of public esteem. Back then, I was alone among my fellow Gen-Xers in my gut-level aversion to Cosby, who seemed like a white David Letterman (another “comedian” I also, unfashionably, loathed): aloof, prickly, and, frankly, just not that funny. But I could never explain why. “Why is Bill Cosby finished while Bill Clinton is beloved?” I got called a racist for musing that Cosby’s ostentatious credit on his program—“Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr. Ed.D”—was his gauche attempt to pass off one of his honorary degrees as the real thing. I was chastened when told his doctorate was authentic (if a Ph.D. in a “discipline” like “education” can truly be considered legitimate). And then, while researching this column, I learned I’d been right (sort of) all along, at least if the late, lamented co-creator of The Simpsons can be believed: I worked with bill Cosby on fat Albert. he had two of the writers write his phd thesis. —Sam Simon (@simonsam), Dec. 17, 2014 All that said, I’m on record as being suspicious of these psychosexual celebrity witch hunts. (Although given the advanced age of the alleged offenses, “archaeological dig” is often a better metaphor.) My brain starts blaring “McMartin preschool” and “Richard Jewell” like a car alarm. So I swerved clear of Cosby news, until a woman now living here in Toronto finally filed criminal charges last week and made ignoring the story impossible. What did intrigue me was a question Mark Steyn posed while guest-hosting for Rush Limbaugh the day those charges were laid: Why is Bill Cosby finished while Bill Clinton is beloved? Why is Bill Cosby finished? He was the most beloved guy. We keep hearing Bill Clinton is the most beloved guy in America. “If Bill Clinton was on the ticket, he’d sweep all 50 states…. But somehow, for some reason—you don’t see ‘The Bill Cosby Show’ [sic] on TV anymore…. You’d almost think it’s some kind of, like, racism thing. That somehow when a bunch of women make accusations against the black guy, boom, he’s vaporized. When a bunch of women make accusations against some white Southern redneck, we’re talking about putting him back in the White House for another eight years as first gentleman. Well, it can’t be a political “thing.” Cosby’s a Democrat, although I’m not sure how helpful he’s been to the party. Throwing his support behind Hillary Clinton’s bid for the Senate, Cosby told an audience: This is another joke we are going to play on Hillary. We are going to vote her into office. She wants it, she is going to get it. And everyone laughed obediently, even though—is it really just me?—I don’t actually understand what he meant. (Has anyone else noticed that, for a man whose mouth made him fabulously wealthy, Bill Cosby is often shockingly inarticulate, at least of late? Is this some famous-old-black-dude disease? Look at—or, more apropos, listen to—Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, if you can stand it. Their silver tongues could use some Twinkle too.) Anyhow, if Cosby’s hot-potato status isn’t a matter of his not having a “D” after his name, is it, in fact (and I hear a hint of sarcasm in Steyn’s voice), down to “some kind of, like, racism thing”? How can it be when it was an otherwise undistinguished performance by black comedian Hannibal Buress in Cosby’s hometown last year that, for whatever reason, mainstreamed longstanding rumors about the guy’s sexual proclivities? So far I’ve been unable to concoct a Grand Unified Theory that solves Steyn’s riddle. Could it possibly mean something that Cosby’s sitcom went off the air the same year Clinton was first elected president…? I do know I’ve got a do-no-wrong list. If you told me that Pete Townshend—yes, I know—Sarah Palin, and Zombie Frank Sinatra went on a five-state killing spree, my immediate reaction would be “Well, they must have had a good reason…” And evidently (although just why remains elusive) Bill Clinton is on millions of Americans’ do-no-wrong list and Cosby—despite being so “beloved” and lauded for generations—is not. Today I read that “adult children of alcoholics are extremely loyal, even in the face of evidence that the loyalty is undeserved.” But I hate that explanation. It seems so…“Clinton era” somehow. Please share this article by using the link below. When you cut and paste an article, Taki's Magazine misses out on traffic, and our writers don't get paid for their work. Email editors@takimag.com to buy additional rights. http://takimag.com/article/down_with_the_cos_kathy_shaidle/print#ixzz3wfQ0j9h2 Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 1.
#1. To: Ada (#0)
Beloved? Provided with professionally articulated cover is more on point. Clinton is plugged into a network of power of such high voltage that it makes the international freemasonry look like the PTA. A man can sate his lusts on minors and still stand in the national limelight smiling and speechifying like the nation's granddad. But a mere comedian does not get that kind of protection. He has not "made his bones," as they say.
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