Title: This guy wants to be POTUS: Jeb Bush Shocked His Apple Watch Does More Than Tell Time Source:
gizmo.com URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 14, 2016 Author:Texans Elected his brother Gov'r Post Date:2016-01-14 10:34:43 by Neo TryingtoWarnYou Keywords:None Views:75 Comments:1
Jeb Bush Shocked His Apple Watch Does More Than Tell Time
GOP presidential candidate and sweater ascetic Jeb Bushs emotional register on the campaign trail hovers between mildly deflated to moderately chagrinedbut LOOK at how his eyes light up as he realizes that the expensive and impractical gadget hes been wearing can make phone calls.
Finally, a ! moment for our favorite dour Floridian scion!
My watch cant be talking, Bush said, as recognition that our merciless world can still contain a genuine surprise spreads across his face.
Ive never had my bat phone turned on, Jeb continued. Thats the coolest thing in the world.
At last a fleeting moment of true joy, brought to Jeb by his trusty iWatch.
The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable. ~ H. L. Mencken