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Title: This guy wants to be POTUS: Jeb Bush Shocked His Apple Watch Does More Than Tell Time
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Published: Jan 14, 2016
Author: Texans Elected his brother Gov'r
Post Date: 2016-01-14 10:34:43 by Neo TryingtoWarnYou
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Jeb Bush Shocked His Apple Watch Does More Than Tell Time GOP presidential candidate and sweater ascetic Jeb Bush’s emotional register on the campaign trail hovers between “mildly deflated” to “moderately chagrined”—but LOOK at how his eyes light up as he realizes that the expensive and impractical gadget he’s been wearing can make phone calls. Finally, a ! moment for our favorite dour Floridian scion! “My watch can’t be talking,” Bush said, as recognition that our merciless world can still contain a genuine surprise spreads across his face. “I’ve never had my bat phone turned on,” Jeb continued. “That’s the coolest thing in the world.” At last a fleeting moment of true joy, brought to Jeb by his trusty “iWatch.” 
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#1. To: Neo TryingtoWarnYou (#0)
His most energized moment yet.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
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