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Title: Drunk monkey armed with kitchen knife chases bar patrons
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URL Source: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/02 ... s/4801455732055/?spt=sec&or=on
Published: Feb 19, 2016
Author: Hooper
Post Date: 2016-02-19 03:32:32 by NeoconsNailed
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Comments: 7
PATOS, Brazil, Feb. 17 (UPI) -- Firefighters were called to a bar in Brazil to remove a drunk and belligerent monkey that downed a glass of rum and armed itself with a kitchen knife. The local fire department in Patos, Paraiba, said they were called to a bar Feb. 5 on a report of an aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife chasing men. Fire deparment Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone. "It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," Laurentino told the aRede website. Locals captured video of the monkey using the kitchen knife to scratch at the bar's roof. The monkey was captured by firefighters and released back into the wild, but the mischievous primate was later captured a second time for acting aggressively toward residents of homes near the woods......... 
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#1. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
Not as stupid as these guys:
My, it's nice to have company here in the middle of the night -- !??! I'll take it whenever I can get it :-1
I remember reading a short sci-fi story called "Narapoia" about a man who tells his psychoanalyst that he feels that he is following somebody but doesn't know who. At the end the man is supposedly cured but now the shrink ends up with the symptoms. John Howard says: There are 4 schools of economics: How to End the Refugee Flood Clever concept. No doubt some condition like that has occurred too in the great panoply of human insanity :-)
We can guess what the monkey was really after. ;) "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
It was stupid to give that Chimp an (loaded) AK-47. You KNEW he would figure out how to pull the trigger. Shades of Planet of the Apes. ;)
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
Whether he really "figured it out" or not, chimps have fingers too.
"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," Laurentino told the aRede website.
#2. To: Pinguinite (#1)
#3. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
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#4. To: PnbC (#3)
#5. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
Fire deparment Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone.
#6. To: Pinguinite (#1)
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#7. To: BTP Holdings (#6)
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