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Title: Drunk monkey armed with kitchen knife chases bar patrons
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URL Source: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/02 ... s/4801455732055/?spt=sec&or=on
Published: Feb 19, 2016
Author: Hooper
Post Date: 2016-02-19 03:32:32 by NeoconsNailed
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Views: 186
Comments: 7
PATOS, Brazil, Feb. 17 (UPI) -- Firefighters were called to a bar in Brazil to remove a drunk and belligerent monkey that downed a glass of rum and armed itself with a kitchen knife. The local fire department in Patos, Paraiba, said they were called to a bar Feb. 5 on a report of an aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife chasing men. Fire deparment Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone. "It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," Laurentino told the aRede website. Locals captured video of the monkey using the kitchen knife to scratch at the bar's roof. The monkey was captured by firefighters and released back into the wild, but the mischievous primate was later captured a second time for acting aggressively toward residents of homes near the woods......... 
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#3. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
I remember reading a short sci-fi story called "Narapoia" about a man who tells his psychoanalyst that he feels that he is following somebody but doesn't know who. At the end the man is supposedly cured but now the shrink ends up with the symptoms.
Clever concept. No doubt some condition like that has occurred too in the great panoply of human insanity :-)
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