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Title: Here's Donald Trump Promising America He Has a Huge Dick
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://www.esquire.com/news-politic ... nl_enl_news&src=nl&date=030416
Published: Mar 3, 2016
Author: Jack Holmes
Post Date: 2016-03-04 19:02:48 by BTP Holdings
Keywords: None
Views: 222
Comments: 6

Here's Donald Trump Promising America He Has a Huge Dick

Yuuuuuge.


Poster Comment:

We were working a concert at the Pavillion, which was a the recreational center for Circle Campus in Chicago. I had a black kid for a partner. We were standing on the side and I said to him, "These two guys standing behind us, one of them might jump. If he does, I'll get him. You watch and make sure no one else follows.

I no sooner got the words out of my mouth than one of them jumped. I tackled him. One of our guys behind the barricade came out and grabbed him by the hair, picked him up and threw him up against the barricade. I cuffed him.

We were walking behind the stage so we could throw him out and my guy was complaining about my partner. I told him, "Don't worry about my partner. He was doing what I told him to do."

Then, this kid started saying, "Dude! My pants are down." I looked and I started laughing. He had a little pecker. ROTFLMAO!

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#1. To: BTP Holdings (#0)

What're you, Whoopie Goldberg?

Obnoxicated  posted on  2016-03-04   20:08:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Obnoxicated (#1)

What're you, Whoopie Goldberg?

Nope, I'm the one and only BTP. LOL

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2016-03-04   20:29:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: BTP Holdings (#0)

"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)‡

"Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson

ghostdogtxn  posted on  2016-03-05   0:38:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: ghostdogtxn (#3)

LOL


"Define yourself as one beloved by God. This is the true self. Every other identity is illusion."—Brennan Manning

Rotara  posted on  2016-03-05   7:35:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: BTP Holdings (#0)

Donald Trump proudly displays a life-size model of his penis. Note the hands too.



"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul

hondo68  posted on  2016-03-06   12:21:42 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: ghostdogtxn (#3)

Comment of the month award winner!

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2016-03-06   12:23:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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