. . . has reportedly taken in twelve Syrian Muslim “refugees.” The pope took them home with him after visiting a Greek island. The Vatican’s generosity is so inspiring. Imagine, offering to help an entire dozen people. An entire dozen! (If I was pope I would have made it at least a baker’s dozen for PR purposes).
I hope this doesn’t break the Vatican Bank. That might impede the pope’s ability to travel the world denouncing prosperity; praising the deadly sin of envy; kissing up to the likes of atheists Fidel Castro and Bernie Sanders; denouncing Donald Trump as a phony Christian; and promoting socialism, the biggest generator of poverty the world has ever known.
Anyone who believes that any of this is political “needs to see a psychiatrist,” the pope announced yesterday (as his nose grew several inches longer).