[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help] 

Status: Not Logged In; Sign In

Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

Something BIG is happening right now in the Middle East, Israel ready to attack Iran

AMERICA ON FIRE: Riots & Chaos as Trump Quadruples ICE Raids!

THE BANKRUPTCY OF THE UNITED STATES (Emergency Banking Act)

In France, young women are starting to buy pet pigs to avoid being harassed by Muslim men

Elderly Veteran kills 3 Home Invaders

Number One Longevity Food

Inflation Highest In Democrat States, Lowest In Republican Deep South

TikToker admits to being paid $150 a day to protest Trump’s deportation policies in LA

A GREAT update on the Trump fraud case ($454.2 million judgment) at the appellate court.

Mexican Senate President Revives Territorial Claims Amid Los Angeles Civil Unrest

Rooftop Korean' issues chilling threat about LA's future 30 years after Rodney King riots

Bystanders jump in front of ICE vehicles with arrested migrants inside

Israeli companies struggling to find customers amid Gaza genocide:

Farmers are being pressured to sell their land to this. Not good!

Palantir EXPOSED: The New Deep State

Military Overview: Ukrainian Fronts Crumble Under Multi-Axis Assault

ICE prepares full assault on five Democrat cities as LA goes into lockdown amid immigration riots

Invisible Missile Triggers MILITARY PANIC! (This is the Russian Zircon)

Mass arrests as defiant immigration protesters ignore lockdown orders in LA

Visit California: It's America's Future

FBI Director Kash Patel sues MSNBC columnist Frank Figliuzzi

The Ukraine war did not "bleed out" Russia. It bled US taxpayers

America Is Full. Time To Close The Door.

Golden Dome Idiocy

Israeli Media: Trump Told Netanyahu To Permanently End War in Gaza

21 days left till BASEL III is implemented. VIDEO EXPLANATION

China’s bottom half holds twice the wealth of America’s.

China’s extreme weather is leaving devastation across multiple provinces

Salton Sea is emitting foul-smelling hydrogen sulfide gas


4play
See other 4play Articles

Title: College Kids Wave Sex Toys, Juggle Dildos to Protest Guns. Because They’re Idiots. [Warning: NSFW]
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://www.dailywire.com/news/8685/ ... 16-news&utm_campaign=position1
Published: Aug 26, 2016
Author: Amanda Prestigiacomo
Post Date: 2016-08-26 20:15:21 by BTP Holdings
Keywords: None
Views: 364
Comments: 6

College Kids Wave Sex Toys, Juggle Dildos to Protest Guns. Because They’re Idiots. [Warning: NSFW] via Twitter [via Twitter] By: Amanda Prestigiacomo August 26, 2016 6330 86 106 Comments 20894

We all thought Texas was safe, but we forgot about Austin.

On Wednesday, the University of Texas at Austin hosted a “Cocks not Glocks” student rally, complete with sex-toy carrying snowflake students and the occasional dildo-juggler, of course, to bravely protest a new state law which allows campus-carry for licensed individuals. Since waving sex toys is a surefire way to stop gun violence, or something.

The pseudo-logic behind the dildo-juggling freshmen goes a little deeper: There is still a law in Texas concerning indecent exposure which bans public displays of some sex toys and “artificial vaginas.” Apparently, this law’s existence must desecrate the Second Amendment further. If Sophomore Sammy can’t display his dildos, then there is no way law-abiding citizens should be able to exercise their constitutional right to carry.

See the connection? No? Oh, that’s because there isn’t one.

Screenshot: Twitter

“The entire world is watching and listening (they've sent their reporters to be their eyes and ears), so skip syllabus day and come have your voice heard,” wrote an encouraging Jessica Jin on the “Campus (Dildo) Carry” Facebook page.

An estimated 4,500 self-righteous, sex-toy-armed students made complete fools of themselves and attended the event.

The sight of the rally was surreal.

“No Guns at UT, More Fun,” reads one sign held by a 100-year-old blonde woman wearing a strap-on dildo. Her other sign insinuated that gun-owners, who are apparently all male, have small penises: "The larger the glocks, the smaller the cocks."

Who knows how many will see this bravery and question their view of the Constitution--everybody knows there’s no better way to be taken seriously than to strap-on a dildo and carry signs with hand-drawn penises on them.

Click for Full Text!


Poster Comment:

Hey Lod, WHAT IS GOING ON in Austin?

Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread  


TopPage UpFull ThreadPage DownBottom/Latest

Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 2.

#2. To: BTP Holdings (#0)

What can I say? it's Austin where things are weird.

When dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos. If stupid were against the law, at least a third of our populace would be behind bars.

Lod  posted on  2016-08-26   20:22:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


Replies to Comment # 2.

#3. To: Lod (#2)

If stupid were against the law, at least a third of our populace would be behind bars.

Snicker...

Cynicom  posted on  2016-08-26 20:43:52 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Lod (#2)

What can I say? it's Austin where things are weird.

When dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos. If stupid were against the law, at least a third of our populace would be behind bars.

ROTFLMAO!

BTP Holdings  posted on  2016-08-27 07:17:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


End Trace Mode for Comment # 2.

TopPage UpFull ThreadPage DownBottom/Latest


[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help]