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Title: College Kids Wave Sex Toys, Juggle Dildos to Protest Guns. Because They’re Idiots. [Warning: NSFW]
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URL Source: http://www.dailywire.com/news/8685/ ... 16-news&utm_campaign=position1
Published: Aug 26, 2016
Author: Amanda Prestigiacomo
Post Date: 2016-08-26 20:15:21 by BTP Holdings
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Views: 450
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College Kids Wave Sex Toys, Juggle Dildos to Protest Guns. Because They’re Idiots. [Warning: NSFW] via Twitter [via Twitter] By: Amanda Prestigiacomo August 26, 2016 6330 86 106 Comments 20894 We all thought Texas was safe, but we forgot about Austin. On Wednesday, the University of Texas at Austin hosted a “Cocks not Glocks” student rally, complete with sex-toy carrying snowflake students and the occasional dildo-juggler, of course, to bravely protest a new state law which allows campus-carry for licensed individuals. Since waving sex toys is a surefire way to stop gun violence, or something. The pseudo-logic behind the dildo-juggling freshmen goes a little deeper: There is still a law in Texas concerning indecent exposure which bans public displays of some sex toys and “artificial vaginas.” Apparently, this law’s existence must desecrate the Second Amendment further. If Sophomore Sammy can’t display his dildos, then there is no way law-abiding citizens should be able to exercise their constitutional right to carry. See the connection? No? Oh, that’s because there isn’t one. Screenshot: Twitter “The entire world is watching and listening (they've sent their reporters to be their eyes and ears), so skip syllabus day and come have your voice heard,” wrote an encouraging Jessica Jin on the “Campus (Dildo) Carry” Facebook page. An estimated 4,500 self-righteous, sex-toy-armed students made complete fools of themselves and attended the event. The sight of the rally was surreal. “No Guns at UT, More Fun,” reads one sign held by a 100-year-old blonde woman wearing a strap-on dildo. Her other sign insinuated that gun-owners, who are apparently all male, have small penises: "The larger the glocks, the smaller the cocks." Who knows how many will see this bravery and question their view of the Constitution--everybody knows there’s no better way to be taken seriously than to strap-on a dildo and carry signs with hand-drawn penises on them. Poster Comment: Hey Lod, WHAT IS GOING ON in Austin?
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#1. To: Lod (#0)
PING!
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
What can I say? it's Austin where things are weird. When dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos. If stupid were against the law, at least a third of our populace would be behind bars. “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Snicker...
Smells kosher. I wonder who is the fucking jew behind this perverted stunt?
#2. To: BTP Holdings (#0)
#3. To: Lod (#2)
If stupid were against the law, at least a third of our populace would be behind bars.
#4. To: BTP Holdings (#0)
to bravely protest a new state law which allows campus-carry for licensed individuals
-Alex Kurtagic
#5. To: Lod (#2)
When dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos. If stupid were against the law, at least a third of our populace would be behind bars. ROTFLMAO! What can I say? it's Austin where things are weird.
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
#6. To: X-15 (#4)
Smells kosher. I wonder who is the fucking jew behind this perverted stunt? I knew an ex Marine. He told me that when he was in boot camp, the recruits were calling their rifles, "guns". He said the D.I. had them do a drill while holding their rifles in the air. "This is my rifle", and then clutching at their crotches, "This is my gun. This is for killing. This is for fun." ROTFLOL! to bravely protest a new state law which allows campus-carry for licensed individuals
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
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