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Title: A Final Reminder From Badeye!!!
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URL Source: http://noneAtAll.com
Published: Feb 24, 2006
Author: Happy Balls
Post Date: 2006-02-24 08:03:31 by Fun and Happy Balls
Keywords: Badeye!!!, Reminder, Final
Views: 1342
Comments: 18
This morning Badeye's wife told him that if he didn't help with the business he couldn't use the computer. He made a deal with her and is now trying to make an Office Max run and empty the office trash cans before clocking in at LP. The GOP docks him a full hour if he is even five minutes late. Anyway, he told me to remind everyone of the new member thread today. Told me to mention that it starts at 2:00 and will continue until midnight. It's purpose is to give people who have not yet posted a low key atmosphere in which to try things out. He says that hundreds of people came on in the past three weeks who have never posted. He also said to remind you guys that he has a Hummer. (Acually he doesn't, but the local GOP lets him borrow theirs's on Saturday if he meets his posting quota for the week.)
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I forgot to add that Goldi is not letting Badeye off early today. He won't be able to get here until after 5:00.
Rejected titles for "Brokeback Mountain" HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE, HE GRITS THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA PADRE THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG THE WILD BRUNCH HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID VERY RAW HIDE LONESOME DOUG THE HOARSE SOLDIERS THE LONE RANGER RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN HI, PLAINS DRIFTER! QUICKLY DOWN UNDER BAREBACK MOUNTING BONE-NANZA DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS HOME ON THE RANGER OKLA-HOMO LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE PRANCES WITH WOLVES
Can't wait.
Check out that root sack. I wish I had...._______________(fill in the blank)
I'll try this line out tonight down at the Rawhide Bar and Grill.
Maybe you could get Badeye to post this in the biker bar again.
I'll do my best to make the party. Peace to all!
It's 9:12 and Badeye isn't on LP yet. Looks like he's going to get docked for his first hour. Poor guy.
Good morning Balls.. it's FRIDAY!!!
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. Read Ron's story: My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Julie. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Julie to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Julie. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other..... Signed, Ron EDITOR'S NOTE: Ron died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says that he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club rammed up his butt, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Julie was arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it very suddenly.
It's a great day. Clear, sunny and warm. A perfect day for Bush worship. I am starting a new blog right now that claims Bush didn't learn about the Iraqi war until after it had already started. Says that Bush first learned about the war in the press. I'm going to quote my article over on LP later today.
I am starting a new blog right now that claims Bush didn't learn about the Iraqi war until after it had already started. Says that Bush first learned about the war in the press. I'm going to quote my article over on LP later today. Good.. I know it's a difficult job keeping the marching morons in line... Oh a new blog.. I know you won't have any trouble with posting it.. since you have special status .. some balls are more equal.
Goldi only lets the pros post blogs. Otherwise she'd 911 and Ohio election stuff up on the board. A free flow of information like that is very harmful.
A free flow of information like that is very
harmful. It's a good thing you're there to keep all that
'nonsense' like the free flow of information in check. Otherwise what would
happen?? Frightening thought!
is that any way to treat a super successful, super popular, super important guy who proves it by sitting at a computer and typing ridiculous nonsense all day?
Whenever people ask me, 'hey, you know what you should do? I always say 'What? Buy a monkey?'
bleah... didn't make it half way through. Stick with graphics.
LOL!!! Hilarious.
LOL! Man, thats great. Mark
#2. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#0)
This looks like a good enough thread for some more humor -
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#5. To: lodwick (#2)
HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!
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#10. To: Zipporah.Trace.B.E.all here (#9)
#11. To: Zipporah (#9)
Good morning Balls.. it's FRIDAY!!!
#12. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#11)
It's a great day. Clear, sunny and warm. A perfect day for Bush worship.
#13. To: Zipporah (#12)
Oh a new blog.. I know you won't have any trouble with posting it.. since you have special status .. some balls are more equal.
#14. To: Fun and Happy Balls (#13)
Goldi only lets the pros post blogs. Otherwise she'd 911 and Ohio
election stuff up on the board.
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#16. To: lodwick (#2)
Freedom is a social skill.
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