Starring George Herbert Walker Bush as Darth Vader and George W. Bush as a much darker Luke Skywalker. Watch with either Quicktime or Windows Media Player. Here's the lyrics (as best as I can make them out): 1st Verse:
It happened in a galaxy not so far away
With a dark force mounting in a land of disarray
He who has the will and want to get their way
Cuts deep to reap, carpe diem (seize the day)
Hack out an empire by hook and by crook
Machiavelli would have gagged at the steps that they took
Approve of instruction, act according to the book
But it came on the sheeple with the ground that they shook
Hands set in motion by the notion of control
Of the souls of those who do exactly what they are told
Stand in line for the ration as the passion unfolds
They twist an iron fist as they tighten their hold
As they come from acorn of a mighty oak grove
So the tentacles of empire expand and flow
Roots of this dynasty founded long ago
By the thief of the skull and bones of Geronimo!
Chorus:
Wake up, infidel, they've taken it too far,
Wake up, infidel, blow up the death star!
Wake up, infidel, you are paying for this war,
Wake up, infidel, destroy the death star!
2nd verse:
Asleep deep in the tomb, blood brother he was down
Married old Yankee money, Prescott don't fuck around
Invested in the Nazis with a bunch of other clowns
Henry Ford, Tyson, Bush, Harriman and Brown
1952, he flew down to get up in it
Blood money bought a seat in the U.S. Senate
Sure, grandpa had the vision, Herbert Walker sold the dope
Profits from the holocaust, George Bush drenched in coke
George Herbert Walker set off to have some fun
Now number one son is going to run some guns
Cuba, 1960, smokescreen: Zapata
Invade the Bay of Pigs, accountable for nada
Making papa proud, he do all for da-da
His first taste of blood, his own intifada
Congress and ambassador, move up the ladder
Stabbed Nixon in the back, warchest getting fatter!
Repeat Chorus:
Wake up, infidel, they've taken it too far,
Wake up, infidel, blow up the death star!
Wake up, infidel, you are paying for this war,
Wake up, infidel, destroy the death star!
3rd verse:
Director CIA, 1976
Ollie North run the coke, the carrot and the stick
Angola, Noriega, profits getting thick
Put Saddam in power, that also do the trick
Hostage release delayed for a week
Snap Carter in two, Reagan takes a seat
After Reagan descends, then the real fun begins
Unleash the war machine, stretch the dollar thin
A thousand points of light, a new world order
Orchestrate the conflict, break down the border
Introducing drugs, creating disorder
As they feast on blood and the time gets shorter!
Repeat Chorus:
Wake up, infidel, they've taken it too far,
Wake up, infidel, blow up the death star!
Wake up, infidel, you are paying for this war,
Wake up, infidel, destroy the death star!
Final verse:
The son and dark knight, high as a kite
Light saber fight with a fist full of white
Tries to escape fate but his destiny's in sight
Tries to take credit, but he's just not that bright
Dummy is a mouthpiece for government lies
Burned up desert planet pulls votes for these guys
Attracted to power and mass genocide
George Herbert Walker fell to the dark side
Reichstag America, 9-1-1 It's all too easy, you're giving up your guns
Battle the beast in the hot desert son
Abdullah sizzles hot dogs, and George Bush is one!
Repeat Chorus:
Wake up, infidel, they've taken it too far,
Wake up, infidel, blow up the death star!
Wake up, infidel, you are paying for this war,
Wake up, infidel, destroy the death star!
Poster Comment:
Won't you wake up, infidel, and destroy the death star?