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Title: Cheap lighter just went up in flames
Source: Dakmar
URL Source: http://.
Published: Jan 13, 2017
Author: same
Post Date: 2017-01-13 22:39:54 by Dakmar
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Views: 283
Comments: 5

Bwoof! An inert hunk of plastic (ok, a lighter I thought was out of fuel) spontaneously turns itself into a 5" fireball right in the middle of my coffee table. I was able to grab it and run under kitchen faucet without getting serious burns. BP at 34th and Moeller hands out these dangerous devices with purchases of two or more packs of smokes.

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#1. To: Dakmar (#0)

Freakin' Indiana friday nights, man. Never a dull moment.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2017-01-13   22:58:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Things just haven't been right since the Pakistanis took over the tobacco trade.

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Dakmar  posted on  2017-01-13   23:00:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Cheap lighter

When I worked concert security there was a way to break lighters so you could get a 8 inch flame.

While working at the Aragon this guy had one of those lighters so I took it from him. When the show was over he wanted to make an issue over it. Four of my crew mates were standing behind me while this guy was bitching. Another guy on the crew was trying to talk with this chick when I was telling him to go home. He kept bitching and the guy talking with this chick told him, "Don't you understand English? Go home!"

He finally got the message. LOL

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BTP Holdings  posted on  2017-01-13   23:20:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Some guys just have all the fun.

Get online and buy some DJeep lighters, a quality product.

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Lod  posted on  2017-01-13   23:24:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Cheap lighter

let me guess...more chinacrap. glad you are okay!

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AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2017-01-14   9:35:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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