[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help] 

Status: Not Logged In; Sign In

Inside the Underground City Where 700 Trucks Come and Go Every Day Fentanyl Involved In 70% Of US Drug Overdose Deaths Iran's New Missiles. Short Version Obama Can't Bear This. Kash Patel Exposes Dead Chef Revelation. Obama’s Legacy DESTROYED! Triple-Digit Silver Imminent? Critical Mineral, Backwardation & Remonetization | Mike Maloney Israel Sees Sykes-Picot Borders As 'Meaningless' & 'Will Go Where They Want': Trump Envoy Bring Back Asylums: It's Time To Talk About Transgender Fatigue In America German Political Parties (Ex-AfD) Sign 'Fairness Pact' That Prevents Criticizing Immigration CARVING .45 CALIBER AUTOMATICS OUT OF STEEL WWII UNION SWITCH AND SIGNAL MOVIE This surprising diabetes link could protect your brain Putin and Xi to lay foundations for a new world order in Beijing Cancer Natural Solutions Q&R Is ANYONE buying this anymore? (Netanyahu) Mt Etna in Sicily Eupting These Soviet 4x4 Sedans Are Cooler Than You Think! SSRIs and School Shootings, FDA Corruption, and Why Everyone on Anti-Depressants Is Totally Unhappy St. Louis Man Who Gunned Down Police Officer Demond Taylor Is Released on $5,000 Bond How Israeli spy veterans are shaping US big tech Albanian illegal immigrant caught selling drugs to pay off 4k 'dinghy debt' to smugglers Soros-Funded Dark Money Group Secretly Paying Democrat Influencers To Shape Gen Z Politics Minnesota Shooter's Family Has CIA and DOD ties 42 GANGSTERS DRAGGED From Homes In Midnight FBI & ICE Raids | MS-13 & Trinitarios BUSTED Bill Gates EXPOSED: Secret Operatives Inside the CDC, HHS, and NIH REMOVED by RFK, Jr. Gabriel Ruiz, a man who dresses up as a woman was just arrested for battery (dating violence) "I'm Tired Of Being Trans" - Minneapolis Shooter Confesses "I Wish I Never Brain-Washed Myself" The Chart Baltimore Democrats Hope You Never See Woman with walker, 69, fatally shot in face on New York City street: Paul Joseph Watson: Bournemouth 1980 Vs 2025 FDA Revokes Emergency Authorization For COVID-19 Vaccines NATO’s Worst Nightmare Is Happening Right Now in Ukraine - Odessa is Next To Fall?

All is Vanity
See other All is Vanity Articles

Title: Cheap lighter just went up in flames
Source: Dakmar
URL Source: http://.
Published: Jan 13, 2017
Author: same
Post Date: 2017-01-13 22:39:54 by Dakmar
Keywords: None
Views: 488
Comments: 5

Bwoof! An inert hunk of plastic (ok, a lighter I thought was out of fuel) spontaneously turns itself into a 5" fireball right in the middle of my coffee table. I was able to grab it and run under kitchen faucet without getting serious burns. BP at 34th and Moeller hands out these dangerous devices with purchases of two or more packs of smokes.

Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread  

#1. To: Dakmar (#0)

Freakin' Indiana friday nights, man. Never a dull moment.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2017-01-13   22:58:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Things just haven't been right since the Pakistanis took over the tobacco trade.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2017-01-13   23:00:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Cheap lighter

When I worked concert security there was a way to break lighters so you could get a 8 inch flame.

While working at the Aragon this guy had one of those lighters so I took it from him. When the show was over he wanted to make an issue over it. Four of my crew mates were standing behind me while this guy was bitching. Another guy on the crew was trying to talk with this chick when I was telling him to go home. He kept bitching and the guy talking with this chick told him, "Don't you understand English? Go home!"

He finally got the message. LOL

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2017-01-13   23:20:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Some guys just have all the fun.

Get online and buy some DJeep lighters, a quality product.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2017-01-13   23:24:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Cheap lighter

let me guess...more chinacrap. glad you are okay!

"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2017-01-14   9:35:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help]