Dear (North Korean Dude), What the (hell) is wrong with you?
Google "North Korea at night" I have more electrical generating power than your whole country. You've got the majority of the world pissed off at you (US, Russia, China). You're only about 30, don't need all this responsibility, hell, come live the good life.
Here's the deal: Become the 51st state (defacto 58th). Just pack it in. Put your country on food stamps, welfare, obamacare, etc. You'll still live like a king, but not have to worry about the fallout of a nuclear war, literally or figuratively.
I know, it sounds crazy, but we've got this thing called the Federal Reserve, shit man, the sky's no limit (see Israel).
My wife Marla's seen you on the news a lot of times. She says you're acting like a little boy playing with your missiles and such. I know you're young, but I think you have a lot of potential. It might make a real man out of you if I was to teach you how to cut my grass, learn some things working on my buddy's semi, some basic plumbing, electrical, etc.
Hell man, if nothing else, helping out a guy who's so bent & broken doesn't make you look like a hero on the international stage, I don't know what will.
C'mon Kim, the good life awaits. I'll pull out my work truck & you can stay in the shop until the gov't kicks in and we both live like kings.
Pack it in and get with obamacare. I just bought a new lawnmower, you'll like it ' kiddo. I'm a nice guy, we'll have fun.
Jim cc:Donald Trump
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