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Title: 24 Insane Rock Star Rumors That Are Actually 100% True
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URL Source: https://www.providr.com/rockstar-rumors/
Published: Feb 11, 2018
Author: Jake Bean
Post Date: 2018-06-07 05:12:10 by BTP Holdings
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Views: 69
Comments: 5

24 Insane Rock Star Rumors That Are Actually 100% True

Written by Jake Bean, Staff Writer

February 11, 2018

Welcome, dear reader, to the Providr rock and roll hall of fame. We would like to remind all of our tour guests that while they do in fact look like just mannequins, all the people featured in this museum are in fact real, alive or dead. That’s right folks, we have the REAL rock stars here to tell you their secrets personally.

While I’m certain that is very exciting for everyone, we would also like to take this time to reinforce the fact that visitors are NOT to use their own black magic spells to take control of, capture or otherwise manipulate the spirits. It is strictly prohibited and will result in banishment from the museum, as well as a $50 fine.

Finally, please do not tap the glass, climb on displays or take any flash photography while on the tour to avoid scaring the exhibits. If there are no objections, please continue to our first exhibit on the 24 Insane Rock Star Rumors That Are Actually True tour.

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Ozzie Osbourne really did bite a bat.

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#1. To: BTP Holdings (#0)

Love this kind of tableau of where ameriKa went wrong and dragged the world into the abyss with it.... and I admit to being hooked on classic rock. Looks like a good fun- facts site, BTP!

Paul definitely looks buzzed :-)

Those were no mere 'requests' by van Halen about brown M&Ms, of course

www.snopes.com/fact- check/brown-out/

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NeoconsNailed  posted on  2018-06-07   8:56:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Thanks, I think...

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2018-06-07   10:38:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

From the link:

(and usually an excuse for them to go on a destructive rampage as well).

We were working an alternative music concert at the Vic Theater in Chicago. The band's drum set was a trash can. They trashed the dressing room and the manager was yelling at them to get out. They wouldn't get out. So they called the 2 cops back there.

When it hit, one of the cops gave the girl a bear hug. And the guy fell on the floor stomping his feet. I grabbed an arm and a leg and had him half way out the door before the other cop could grab him. The other cop told me, "Tex, you're quick." I said, "I have to be." LOL

Oh, I have no idea why they trashed the dressing room. And it seems someone threw real trash in his drum set. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2018-06-07   16:07:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

LOL, ROFL!!! ("When it hit"?)

Surely you understand that in keeping with the new Bizarro "life" enshrined everywhere S.B.*, the idea is to be as horrible as crazy as possible? Trash replaces art, insanely evil behavior replaces maturity and civility.

Bestial entertainment stars are the new clergy, and youth ape them instead of taking wholesome precepts off of grownups of good character. (The grownups have no clue anymore and would rather die -- that's the worst of it.)

*since Beatles

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2018-06-07   18:13:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Surely you understand that in keeping with the new Bizarro "life" enshrined everywhere S.B.*, the idea is to be as horrible as crazy as possible?

Someone said they saw the kid that was stomping his feet on the floor getting onto the bus with a black guy. But since I did not see it, I cannot confirm it to be true. But as you say, things are as horrible and crazy as possible. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2018-06-07   20:49:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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