24 Insane Rock Star Rumors That Are Actually 100% True Written by Jake Bean, Staff Writer
February 11, 2018
Welcome, dear reader, to the Providr rock and roll hall of fame. We would like to remind all of our tour guests that while they do in fact look like just mannequins, all the people featured in this museum are in fact real, alive or dead. That’s right folks, we have the REAL rock stars here to tell you their secrets personally.
While I’m certain that is very exciting for everyone, we would also like to take this time to reinforce the fact that visitors are NOT to use their own black magic spells to take control of, capture or otherwise manipulate the spirits. It is strictly prohibited and will result in banishment from the museum, as well as a $50 fine.
Finally, please do not tap the glass, climb on displays or take any flash photography while on the tour to avoid scaring the exhibits. If there are no objections, please continue to our first exhibit on the 24 Insane Rock Star Rumors That Are Actually True tour.
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Poster Comment:
Ozzie Osbourne really did bite a bat.