8:00 am: I made a snowman. .
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
. 8:22 - The transgender man..woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
. 8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.
. 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended
. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
. 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, insensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.