The time has come the Walrus said for us to bomb Iran Come on Mister Billionaire you are a bigly man Sign the order load the nukes and drop ‘em on Tehran Don’t let ‘em say that you are weak Show the world who’s got the biggest hands Come on dance with me you sexy thing Feel the rush that Armageddon brings So hit that button and let freedom ring ring ring ring yeah
The Walrus and the Billionaire set out to start a war They brought along a Mad Dog and a press room fulla whores Holdin’ hands Clickin’ heels Skippin’ down that red brick road They laughed like kids on Christmas and got hard-ons as they filled the sky with drones We’ll kill the world and dance upon its bones And then my love we’ll finally be alone We’ll take the skulls and build ourselves a home home home home home home yeah
Wasn’t cuddled by his mom His mind is made of cluster bombs But baby that mustache is flawless He’s the egg man he’s the Walrus
Don’t be afraid of him The light is pourin’ in This time the humans win win win win yeah
Evil mutant death walrus (repeat) (Johnstone/Foley)