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Title: Today's Biggest Loser
Source: Raconteur Report
URL Source: http://raconteurreport.blogspot.com ... 8/11/todays-biggest-loser.html
Published: Nov 7, 2018
Author: Aesop
Post Date: 2018-11-07 13:49:50 by X-15
Keywords: Ryan, shitweasel, Politics
Views: 1615
Comments: 9

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Well done, Quisling. Couldn't run your own caucus with the Speaker's gavel and a 23 seat lead. Couldn't kill Obamacare even after 8 attempts, couldn't fund the border wall, couldn't help bloating the budget, growing the deficit, and couldn't stop f**king over the Republican base or backstabbing the President at every opportunity, then bolted for the door when the chickens were going to come home to roost. (Joined betimes by a basket of fellow GOPe RINOs who could smell the change in the political wind.)

This is the one man in America who should be hounded and cat-called and annoyed at every restaurant he dines at forever, until he dies, or gets ahold of a gun and one bullet, and does the honorable thing.

The difference between Pelosi and Ryan is than Pelosi at least can blame dementia and Alzheimer's for not knowing what the fuck she's doing or saying.

Ryan is just a straight-up douchecanoe and all-around backstabbing one-man walking clusterf**k.

I'm hoping when he returns home, there's a crowd waiting to greet him with ceremonial rotten eggs to kick off his return to ignominy, opprobrium, scorn, derision, and a well-deserved anonymity, hopefully followed by retirement to a secluded cave in the northern wilderness, muttering to himself until he's fortuitously eaten by wolves. (I will donate the pork chop necklace to that endeavor, if he'll agree to such a well-earned self-exile.)

When the country needed solid leadership, we got this political Gilligan, and now we have to suffer under screw-loose Pelosi, and the reign of totally unhinged frothing-rabid moonbats chairing every House committee in Congress for the next two years.

That's a hell of a legacy, Quisling. If there's ever been a worse example of Speaker of the House, I can't think of who it could be, although your immediate successor is looking to outdo you, if that's even possible.

Do the country a favor: announce publicly you have the goods on Shrillary and Bill, and face your imminent suicide by three bullets to the head like a man. If only for the sheer novelty.

And when you die, die happy, knowing that your smiling face will grace the political dictionary photo entry for shitshow, for at least the next 50 years. (1 image)

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#1. To: X-15 (#0)

bump it! great rant.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2018-11-07   15:26:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#1)

I agree. One of the best articles I have read in quite some time.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2018-11-07   15:54:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: James Deffenbach (#2)

I for one welcome our new socialist overlords!

All hail Queen Maxine, y'all.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2018-11-07   17:37:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Dakmar (#3)

The problem with that insane harpy is that she believes she is a queen and her word is law.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2018-11-07   19:30:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)

The problem with that insane harpy is that she believes she is a queen and her word is law.

Which should play out hilariously on television.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2018-11-07   19:49:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: X-15, a REAL Republican (#0) (Edited)

A genuine 100% pure REAL Republican. Take a good look, this is what they are. Not a dimes worth of difference from Nancy Pelosi.

Was the previous one Boehner any better? No,

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hondo68  posted on  2018-11-07   20:05:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: James Deffenbach (#4)

Another dim moron with delusions of adequacy.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2018-11-07   20:17:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: hondo68 (#6)

Republicans had always been a coalition of small business owners and technocrat rent seekers up to 1965 or so, Nixon's southern strategy coincided with MSM latching on to Democrat Party. GOP has not gotten over 7% of the black vote since. LBJ was right, 148 years to go...

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2018-11-07   20:18:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Lod, X-15, *Humor-Weird News* (#1)

That was indeed superb. Thought I would die laughing. Good job X!!!

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2019-01-18   18:17:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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