This how we could declare war on China and win. We have a special announcement from Washington on a possible declaration of war with China to be announced during the Evening News in Beijing. The Chinese military, the political leaders and the people.
The leaders allow the direct broadcast because the US President is bluffing. They couldn't defeat Hezbollah let alone the PRC.
Unbeknownst to the Chinese, the American President plans a secret weapon - laughter.
He says with a straight face, "The US will declare war against China. We will invade their country and go door to door seizing all gold whether it be in vaults, government hands, banks or held privately in as coins or even jewelry.