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Title: Alternative Math - Short Film. O-M-G! Funniest/saddest/most truthful video ever. MUST SEE!
Source: YouTube
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh3Yz3PiXZw
Published: Mar 1, 2019
Author: ?
Post Date: 2019-03-01 16:37:32 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 495
Comments: 7

Sorry, my "old man computer" wont let me put the video up. It's old like me & Mrs. Wells, God love her. You'll have to click the link. Sorry.

If this video doesn't give you a funny feeling inside then make you smile and think, "Dammit, I'm right, at least one other person gets it!" I'll kiss your ass.

All you 4umers will get caught up in something like this sooner or later, I'm in it now. It sucks.

One thing about being around about 60 years has taught me, is that time/culture/trends/whatever, are like a pendulum on a clock, swinging back and forth from one extreme to the other.

The pendulum swings back and forth, cutting a lot of people in half during the process, but time continues forward, never ceasing, never slowing down.

Try to stay strong, my friends. Never give up.


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I'm hopelessly, helplessly in love with Mrs. Wells, but I wish I could've been there with her on her couch and told her that everything was going to be OK.

Unfortunately, she still didn't quite get it. The final answer wasn't 22,000, but rather 20,002,000.

2000 + 2000. Easy-peasy.

Some people never learn. Kinda like me.

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#1. To: Lod, Dakmar, BTP Holdings, all ya'll old timers (#0)

This one's for 4um...

Another good one is "One Minute Time Machine", funny, a bit morbid, but made me smile through the pain.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2019-03-01   17:06:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#0)

Well done! thanks.

I never knew math could be so easy.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2019-03-01   19:04:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lod (#2)

Loddy, my man, apparently the truth is never easy, but elusive.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2019-03-01   19:28:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#0)

I saw this a number of years ago, funny as hell. Sent it to people who teach, they loved it.

Darkwing  posted on  2019-03-02   8:28:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Esso, All (#0)

Here you go. Sorry you have an old machine. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2019-03-02   9:01:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Esso (#1) (Edited)

When I was a kid in Chicago in the 5th Grade, the nun we had as a teacher drilled the arithmetic tables into our heads. I can still do them even though the meningitis has wiped out much of my memory. Plus if you do not know what 25 x 26 is then you need to go back to school. LOL

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2019-03-02   9:10:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Esso (#1)

'2' + '2' = 'd'

(A little programmer humor)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2019-03-02   9:16:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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