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Title: Prepare to ruin your childhood. A 'Star Wars'-themed burlesque show heading to Reno
Source: RGM.com
URL Source: https://www.rgj.com/story/life/2019 ... -show-heading-reno/3206660002/
Published: Mar 19, 2019
Author: Brett McGinness
Post Date: 2019-03-19 21:32:15 by X-15
Keywords: None
Views: 175
Comments: 1

Star Wars fans, this is the show you're looking for.

Or perhaps you'll find their lack of attire disturbing.

"The Empire Strips Back: A Burlesque Parody" is heading to the Grand Sierra Resort on Thursday, April 4 as part of a five-week tour of the United States and Canada.

Dancers perform as beloved characters Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia and Darth Vader — just with more latex than you remember.

"Be prepared for some seriously sexy Stormtroopers, a dangerously seductive Boba Fett, some tantalising Twi’leks, a delightfully lukewarm Tauntaun, a ladylike Skywalker, the droids you are looking for and much, much more!" reads the show's website.

The two-hour show is billed as "two hours of fun and escapism." The audience is limited to ages 18 and up.

Because the show is a parody, producers are able to use the characters without getting hit with a copyright lawsuit. The show is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Disney or Lucasfilm Entertainment Company in any way.

"It's amazing how easy these characters translate to female versions," creative director Russall Beattie told the Huffington Post. "As long as you keep all their traits, then the audience are along for the ride."


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That's it, the West is done. The other shoe dropping is a real-life Camacho presidenting with that Cortez bitch as the "Boss!" of Congress....

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#1. To: X-15 (#0)

I was 16 when the first of the star wars hit the big screen, let it go.


I used to be in a hurry, then I figured out I was just getting nowhere fast.

IRTorqued  posted on  2019-03-19   22:16:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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