Yeah sure, buddy.
I’m sure this is totally real life.
Just like everything else you said you were going to do.
As the old saying goes: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me exactly six million times in a row, fuck you orange cheeto man.
Seriously, people email me like “YOU’RE AS BAD AS CNN ANGLIN WHY WON’T YOU SUPPORT TRUMP????”
My answer is: what exactly is there to support?
You all see this and you all know: this is fucking bullshit.
You know that because everything he says is bullshit.
He’s kept a whole lot of promises – to ISRAEL.
Not one single one to America.
And don’t even tell me about “oh some judges.”
Firstly, any Republican would pick the same judges.
Secondly, most Republicans wouldn’t try to start wars all over the place and let in the most immigrants at any time ever in history.
This is aside from the fact that TRUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT FROM A NORMAL REPUBLICAN.
Nothing is happening here. There is nothing to defend. Tell me what I can defend from this orange person and I will defend it.
There is nothing.