The brutal dictator of Denmark has released a biological virus among the peaceful and vibrant people of Greenland, leading to an intensification of calls for a US military intervention on the world’s largest island.
The Danish Queen, Margrethe II of Denmark, who is known to have killed many journalists and imprisoned and tortured minority groups, has been struggling to maintain order in Greenland after the population began demanding more democracy, because their human rights had been violated.
Pro-democracy protests across the island in recent months have led to a crackdown on dissent, where the population has been repressed as the Queen struggles to maintain her stranglehold. Danish special forces were sent in to attack protesters with gas last week, and on Tuesday, reports claim that the Queen released a “zombie” virus. The virus was released by helicopters flying the Danish flag, eyewitnesses report.
The deadly zombie virus caused the undead to rise up and attack villagers, which led to increasing unrest on the troubled towns of the island’s south coast.
A local shaman, Angaangaq Lyberth, said he was shocked when he looked out of his window and saw the undead rising from their graves and attacking the children of his village.
He described how he cried, watching small babies be ripped apart by the bloodthirsty zombies, and begged the whale spirits to send a message to Donald Trump that the people of Greenland need help.
US President Donald Trump told reporters on Tuesday that he is “monitoring the situation very closely.”
However, for many, this is simply not good enough. Politicians from both sides of the aisle are calling for an immediate US intervention, including strategic airstrikes against Danish military installations on the island.
“The president must act to stop the brutal dictator of Denmark from using chemical weapons against the people of Greenland. This is a gross violation of human rights. It is past time that the president moved to restore democracy in Greenland,” said Congressman Adam Schiff.
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