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Title: Hey Dakkie, I'm putting down your deposit for a Tesla CyberTruck!
Source: Satan's Circus
URL Source: http://freedom4um.com
Published: Dec 3, 2019
Author: some kook that's on his way out
Post Date: 2019-12-03 21:01:20 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 836
Comments: 14

OK buddy, you're on the hook now. Well, not really.
C'mon gearhead, tell me how this is the greatest thing ever. My hands are so f*cked up from whatever, let"s fight & f*ck around, brutha!
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C'mon gearhead, tell me how this is the greatest thing ever. My hands are so f*cked up from whatever, let"s fight & f*ck around, brutha!
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#1. To: Esso (#0)

I could lift a Tesla with one hand if I had a 2500 mile long lever.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2019-12-03 21:25:10 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Dakmar (#1)
Cm'on brutha, you can do better than Scotty!
Get that sumbitch in my 20' garage!
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2019-12-03 21:29:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Esso (#2)
For an extra 20 grand you can get a NCC 1701 tape sticker on the hood.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2019-12-03 21:33:10 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: Dakmar (#3)
I can do that with my brother label maker.
You need to get with me for the next ACD wingding. You can stay with me, but I have a "little peoples" house.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2019-12-03 21:38:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Dakmar (#3)
Shoot, man, I guess we're the only gearheads here.
I just had a client want me to help him hang Xmas lights. Didn't seem to understand that he didn't need an EE or AE to do that.
The price per hour was tempting though. $0.00/hr. Yeah, I turned it down.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2019-12-03 22:21:35 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: All, Dakmar, Lodwick, Christine. 4um, (#5)
Hey, I love all ya' folks. Have a nice holidays!
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2019-12-03 22:25:24 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: Esso (#6)
If I could go Rip van Winkle 'till about the end of January, that would be wonderful. Otherwise, bah humbug, except for the little kids that still believe.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Lod posted on 2019-12-03 22:41:39 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: Lod, Dakmar, Christine, 4um (#7)
I love ya Loddy, and Dakky. Shoot, I was supposed to meet you guys before texting woman dusted me off 6 yrs ago. Yeah, holidays suck.
I'm trying to negotiate on the back channels to see Dak, like I was going to do with you and Chrissy before I was killed.
Holidays suck for me that I've got no one extant.
I've got this little Xmas tree that Mom made so many years ago. I wish I could show it to you 4um. I'm an idiot when it comes to computers.
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso posted on 2019-12-03 23:36:24 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Esso (#0)
It is an ugly truck that likely can't haul for shit. I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to be seen driving it. Proly someone that drinks lots of soy.
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titorite posted on 2019-12-04 4:16:35 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Esso, 4 (#8)
Six years have flown by, and time just keeps on accelerating. Aging is definitely not for sissies.
The temp today is foreguessed to be in the mid-seventies should you want to relocate to a more temperate clime.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Lod posted on 2019-12-04 10:10:07 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: titorite (#9)
About the only thing that EVs can haul is ass and ashes.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Lod posted on 2019-12-04 10:11:30 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: Esso (#6) (Edited)
Have a nice holidays!

I'd say have a nice holiday season to all, as well, but I've stopped openly celebrating holidays online until after they're over - maybe; or maybe not then either. It's not that I'd prefer to be thought dismissive or Grinchily rude about it. I still celebrate them offline, as usual, and quietly online and am always glad that others are cheerily having a nice celebration but it's the principle of the thing to me -- that people who'd like to respectfully celebrate Military commerative days in some moments of Peace are given no temporary truce at all by those who litterarily spit at our Protectors whenever and wherever they want to do that. I refuse to be confined to a private "Free Speech Zone" on those special occasions to be dismissive of their rudeness at those times. Sure, the Military would be the first to say that they defend everyone's right to Freedom of Speech every day, but the Freedom of Speech of others who are obnoxiously disrespectful and hateful isn't being obstructed and restricted to a "Free Speech" cell-block so as to not have to wade through what amounts to typed trash and slime to read, hear or say something appreciative about our Military. This is like my belated Armistice-Veterans Day and Thanksgiving Day combined protestings of the problem, I guess, but might peacefully protest the "woke" noisemakers in advance for Christmas this year.
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"They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." -- Col. Puller, USMC
GreyLmist posted on 2019-12-05 10:37:48 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: GreyLmist, 4 (#12)
My Christmas wish is that all our troops would leave the eternal hell-hole of the middle east and come defend the borders here.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Lod posted on 2019-12-05 11:50:54 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: Lod (#13)
My Christmas wish is that all our troops would leave the eternal hell-hole of the middle east and come defend the borders here.

I'd like to celebrate their return home immediately. : )
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"They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." -- Col. Puller, USMC
GreyLmist posted on 2019-12-05 12:59:33 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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