'in 2018 Goop paid $145,000 in civil penalties after California prosecutors accused it of making unsubstantiated, harmful health claims regarding vaginal eggs and essential oil products it sold. Dont even ask about the vaginal steaming.'
#8. To: NeoconsNailed, Esso, Horse, sniffers, 4 (#7)
from site - prolly smells nice
Gwyneth Paltrow is either insane, or a marketing genius. We're going to guess the latter.
Why? Because she is selling a candle through her online "Goop" store for $75 and it's already sold out. We're not sure what the margins run on $75 candles, but they've got to be pretty good.
So what's the hook that's bringing people in? The name of the candle is "This Smells Like My Vagina".
Yes, for just $75, perverts around the world can fool themselves into thinking they are living in the nether regions of the famous 47 year old actress by shelling out for and burning the candle, which according to Fox News actually is made up of geranium, citrusy bergamot and cedar smells.
The idea for the candle supposedly started as a joke and the product description online reads: This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP -- the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, Uhhh ... this smells like a vagina -- but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent.
She's a genius all right -- just like the Fed* banks are at fleecing the dumb goyim a century at a time, destroying the value of the currency and so forth.
jew talk show hosts are VIRTUOSIC at debasing public tastes and standards. Just artists!
LOL! I used to play music at a Jew Jersey synagogue, and oh boy the EATS they'd have at their 'oneg shabbat' afterwards! rainbow cookies, chocolate babka and much more prepared to a perfection. Miss that so much --them too, they were the best 'church' I ever worked in.