'in 2018 Goop paid $145,000 in civil penalties after California prosecutors accused it of making unsubstantiated, harmful health claims regarding “vaginal eggs” and essential oil products it sold. Don’t even ask about the vaginal steaming.'
We knew this guy when we lived in Illinois. Everyone called him "pup tent" because, well, you know, that is what the sheets looked like in bed.
One time I was talking with this girl I knew about her moving in with me. Her boyfriend was a hot head and he came charging at me. I tried to walk away but he would not back off. I tried to get him with a back hand. He ducked and went low on me.
I sat on him and grabbed him by his hair and mashed his face into the pavement a few times.
He told "pup tent" I kicked his ass. Pup tent told him, "He didn't kick your ass. He kicks people's asses for a living."
That is when I was working concert security part time and working full time for the State. I was pretty good at the concert security thing too. ;)