Gwyneth Paltrow's $75 Vagina Scented Candle Is Already Sold Out
That's just great.
First Putin screws up my chances of getting my mail-order bride into the states by getting his whole cabinet (gov't) to quit. (Trump should give him a call.) Shoot, there's $15,000 down the drain. I'll always love you Aleena!
Jeffery Epstein isn't returning my calls or answering his door downtown. So much for my Super Platinum client card.
And now this... What's an old rich guy to do in trying times like this?
Dakkie, you might need to send me that list of "special numbers" again.
Sorry to hear about all of your troubles. But honestly now, you might want to sing Puttinsky "Someone saved my life tonight" -- because he may have just saved you a lot more than 15k. No doubt you've heard the horror stories.
Does that mean that I shouldn't send my letters to Vlad and Jeff telling them to make things right with you, in your hour of need? Please advise, asap. Thanks.