All United States sports have been banned for an unknown period due to the brutally awful and shameful antics of the NFL team the Kansas City Chiefs (derogatory to Native Americans) who wantonly abused the misunderstood San Francisco 69er's. This was supposed to be a give-away game to the beloved LGBTQ folks from the Capitol of the U.S. California, but the racist bigots from flyover country, who nobody cares about, ruined it for all diverse and tolerant people in the country, if not worldwide.
Acting U.S. President Benjamin Nut&Yahoo said, "I hope this is a lesson to all you white, straight, patriotic haters with common sense and morals."
What was once called "The Great American Race," the Daytona 500, is hereby cancelled forever. (Now) former NASCAR driver, Clint Bowyer who hails from Kansas City, said of the melee, " Huh? I was just having a good time with some good people."
Boyer has been taken into indefinite custody in Bernie's "New Gulag System" along with any other NASCAR fans.
Other former US citizens that didn't support the San Francisco 69er's, will be collected for orderly disposal. (Breaking)