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Title: The "Kiss Your Azz Goodbye" Thread
Source: Vanity
URL Source: http://NONE
Published: Mar 15, 2020
Author: Liberator
Post Date: 2020-03-15 11:53:12 by Liberator
Keywords: Kiss, Your, Azz, Goodbye
Views: 2724
Comments: 18

It has come to my attention that there's been some kind of virus pandemic and panic afoot, and we're apparently all gonna die. (I haven't heard much from the MSM or anywhere else about it. Has it been some kind of secret? What have I missed??)

Anyway....

My recent observation:

There they were -- the fat & stupid; old & parsnippity; skinny & spastic; basically, anyone with a pulse had been milling around a supermarket and drug store like chickens without heads, pilling carts to the rafters, cleaning the shelves of items from toilet paper-to-Clorox-to-food stuffs and produce.

In my email box are several new warnings, advice, and "the latest" from companies I've done business with -- insurance companies, banks, utilities, Mavis Tires -- SAY WHAT??!? They are ALL dispensing government updates on this virus thingy. It's a good thing too, or else I'd have been TOTALLY in the dark about it.

So...Nice knowing ya. Say yer prayers, varmint. So long Methuselah...

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#1. To: Liberator, No More of My Dough (#0)

Farewell.



Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values

hondo68  posted on  2020-03-15   12:49:07 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: hondo68, 4 (#1)

I personally prefer, 'Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh'.

Anyway, so long, Screwy...See you in St. Louie.

In a scene that's up for interpretation, who can blame Charlton Heston for totally giving up? (No TP at Walgreens = Kissing Own Azz Goodbye)

Rest easy, Chuck.

Liberator  posted on  2020-03-15   14:13:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: All (#2)

Good thing the Media isn't causing any further panic.

Oh, wait....

Now it's not a matter of if, but just when. Your last Russian Roulette wipe might be your last.

:-(

Liberator  posted on  2020-03-15   14:39:42 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Liberator, 4um (#3)

Now it's not a matter of if, but just when. Your last Russian Roulette wipe might be your last.

I'm starting to think that my campaign to kiss every Chinese gal that I could get my lips on may have been a wee bit misguided.

Hell, I heard that they were "going out of style." Yum yum I wanted to get me some before it was too late. :(

I'm good on the TP, probably worth more than my friggin' gold right now.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-03-15   14:54:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Liberator (#2)

That was the best part of the Apes movie when Heston came upon the smashed Statue of Liberty. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2020-03-15   15:13:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Liberator (#3)

Now it's not a matter of if, but just when. Your last Russian Roulette wipe might be your last.

Scott tissue used to be Made in America. Now it is Made in Mexico.

Not sure if they use it there since except for the larger cities, they only have pit privies. In that instance they put it in the trash and then take it out and burn it since the TP fills the privy faster. The Mexicans put it in the trash here too, even though it is not a pit privy. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2020-03-15   15:18:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: NeoconsNailed, Liberator, Anthem, Esso, 4um (#4)

the rules have changed

He who dies with the most TP, WINS!

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2020-03-15   15:25:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Esso (#4)

I'm starting to think that my campaign to kiss every Chinese gal that I could get my lips on may have been a wee bit misguided.

You know what the Mama-sans would say in Vietnam? "I love you long time, Joe." LOL

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2020-03-15   15:29:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: BTP Holdings (#8)

You know what the Mama-sans would say in Vietnam? "I love you long time, Joe." LOL

Sin Loi, My Boy

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Luke The Spook  posted on  2020-03-15   15:45:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Liberator (#3)

Why are people buying so much toilet paper?

Because when someone sneezes, 100 people shit

Ada  posted on  2020-03-15   19:42:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Ada, first Chinese CV case identified (#10)

The first Chinaman to come down with the coronavirus has been identified. His name is Ah Chu.


Freedom is a social skill.

Anthem  posted on  2020-03-15   21:06:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Liberator (#2)

How is it open to interpretation.

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2020-03-15   21:38:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Esso (#4)

I'm starting to think that my campaign to kiss every Chinese gal that I could get my lips on may have been a wee bit misguided.

HA!

Maybe not; You're still here! (and there's no do-overs) ;-)

Liberator  posted on  2020-03-19   14:08:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: BTP Holdings (#5)

That was the best part of the Apes movie when Heston came upon the smashed Statue of Liberty. ;)

Wasn't it? One of the all-time best plot twists.

Liberator  posted on  2020-03-19   14:08:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: BTP Holdings, Neocons Nailed, ALL (#6)

Scott tissue used to be Made in America. Now it is Made in Mexico.

Like Hersheys :-/

Btw...

That "contaminated" TP news videocap was a goof. But it amplified our immediate instinct to believe everything seen as presented by official-looking "NEWS REPORTS."

If you haven't seen 'Wag The Dog' starring DiNiro and Hoffman, THAT is the general premise. (well worth seeing a first or second)

Liberator  posted on  2020-03-19   14:13:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Lod, NeoconsNailed, Esso, 4um (#7)

He who dies with the most TP, WINS!

Haa!!

(It's like Monopoly...instead of red Hotels, white mini-TP rolls festoon St. James Place, Tennessee and New York ;-)

Liberator  posted on  2020-03-19   14:16:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Ada (#10)

(Why are people buying so much toilet paper?)

Because when someone sneezes, 100 people shit

Butta-boom!

Liberator  posted on  2020-03-19   14:17:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: NeoconsNailed (#12)

How is it open to interpretation.

It was a *joke*

Liberator  posted on  2020-03-19   14:18:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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