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Title: The "Kiss Your Azz Goodbye" Thread
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Published: Mar 15, 2020
Author: Liberator
Post Date: 2020-03-15 11:53:12 by Liberator
Keywords: Kiss, Your, Azz, Goodbye
Views: 2200
Comments: 18
It has come to my attention that there's been some kind of virus pandemic and panic afoot, and we're apparently all gonna die. (I haven't heard much from the MSM or anywhere else about it. Has it been some kind of secret? What have I missed??) Anyway.... My recent observation: There they were -- the fat & stupid; old & parsnippity; skinny & spastic; basically, anyone with a pulse had been milling around a supermarket and drug store like chickens without heads, pilling carts to the rafters, cleaning the shelves of items from toilet paper-to-Clorox-to-food stuffs and produce. In my email box are several new warnings, advice, and "the latest" from companies I've done business with -- insurance companies, banks, utilities, Mavis Tires -- SAY WHAT??!? They are ALL dispensing government updates on this virus thingy. It's a good thing too, or else I'd have been TOTALLY in the dark about it. So...Nice knowing ya. Say yer prayers, varmint. So long Methuselah...
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#1. To: Liberator, No More of My Dough (#0)
Farewell.
#2. To: hondo68, 4 (#1)
I personally prefer, 'Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh'. Anyway, so long, Screwy...See you in St. Louie. In a scene that's up for interpretation, who can blame Charlton Heston for totally giving up? (No TP at Walgreens = Kissing Own Azz Goodbye) Rest easy, Chuck.
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