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Title: The "Kiss Your Azz Goodbye" Thread
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Published: Mar 15, 2020
Author: Liberator
Post Date: 2020-03-15 11:53:12 by Liberator
Keywords: Kiss, Your, Azz, Goodbye
Views: 2187
Comments: 18
It has come to my attention that there's been some kind of virus pandemic and panic afoot, and we're apparently all gonna die. (I haven't heard much from the MSM or anywhere else about it. Has it been some kind of secret? What have I missed??) Anyway.... My recent observation: There they were -- the fat & stupid; old & parsnippity; skinny & spastic; basically, anyone with a pulse had been milling around a supermarket and drug store like chickens without heads, pilling carts to the rafters, cleaning the shelves of items from toilet paper-to-Clorox-to-food stuffs and produce. In my email box are several new warnings, advice, and "the latest" from companies I've done business with -- insurance companies, banks, utilities, Mavis Tires -- SAY WHAT??!? They are ALL dispensing government updates on this virus thingy. It's a good thing too, or else I'd have been TOTALLY in the dark about it. So...Nice knowing ya. Say yer prayers, varmint. So long Methuselah...
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#1. To: Liberator, No More of My Dough (#0)
Farewell. I personally prefer, 'Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh'. Anyway, so long, Screwy...See you in St. Louie. In a scene that's up for interpretation, who can blame Charlton Heston for totally giving up? (No TP at Walgreens = Kissing Own Azz Goodbye) Rest easy, Chuck. Good thing the Media isn't causing any further panic. Oh, wait.... Now it's not a matter of if, but just when. Your last Russian Roulette wipe might be your last. :-( I'm starting to think that my campaign to kiss every Chinese gal that I could get my lips on may have been a wee bit misguided. Hell, I heard that they were "going out of style." Yum yum I wanted to get me some before it was too late. :( I'm good on the TP, probably worth more than my friggin' gold right now. Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner. That was the best part of the Apes movie when Heston came upon the smashed Statue of Liberty. ;)
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
Now it's not a matter of if, but just when. Your last Russian Roulette wipe might be your last. Scott tissue used to be Made in America. Now it is Made in Mexico. Not sure if they use it there since except for the larger cities, they only have pit privies. In that instance they put it in the trash and then take it out and burn it since the TP fills the privy faster. The Mexicans put it in the trash here too, even though it is not a pit privy. ;) "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
He who dies with the most TP, WINS! “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
You know what the Mama-sans would say in Vietnam? "I love you long time, Joe." LOL "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
Sin Loi, My Boy The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. - George Carlin
Why are people buying so much toilet paper? Because when someone sneezes, 100 people shit
The first Chinaman to come down with the coronavirus has been identified. His name is Ah Chu.
How is it open to interpretation.
_____________________________________________________________ USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
HA! Maybe not; You're still here! (and there's no do-overs) ;-) Wasn't it? One of the all-time best plot twists. Like Hersheys :-/ Btw... That "contaminated" TP news videocap was a goof. But it amplified our immediate instinct to believe everything seen as presented by official-looking "NEWS REPORTS." If you haven't seen 'Wag The Dog' starring DiNiro and Hoffman, THAT is the general premise. (well worth seeing a first or second) Haa!! (It's like Monopoly...instead of red Hotels, white mini-TP rolls festoon St. James Place, Tennessee and New York ;-) Because when someone sneezes, 100 people shit Butta-boom! It was a *joke* 
Ron Paul - Lake Jackson Texas Values
#2. To: hondo68, 4 (#1)
#3. To: All (#2)
#4. To: Liberator, 4um (#3)
Now it's not a matter of if, but just when. Your last Russian Roulette wipe might be your last.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#5. To: Liberator (#2)
#6. To: Liberator (#3)
#7. To: NeoconsNailed, Liberator, Anthem, Esso, 4um (#4)
the rules have changed
#8. To: Esso (#4)
I'm starting to think that my campaign to kiss every Chinese gal that I could get my lips on may have been a wee bit misguided.
#9. To: BTP Holdings (#8)
You know what the Mama-sans would say in Vietnam? "I love you long time, Joe." LOL
#10. To: Liberator (#3)
#11. To: Ada, first Chinese CV case identified (#10)
Freedom is a social skill.
#12. To: Liberator (#2)
#13. To: Esso (#4)
I'm starting to think that my campaign to kiss every Chinese gal that I could get my lips on may have been a wee bit misguided.
#14. To: BTP Holdings (#5)
That was the best part of the Apes movie when Heston came upon the smashed Statue of Liberty. ;)
#15. To: BTP Holdings, Neocons Nailed, ALL (#6)
Scott tissue used to be Made in America. Now it is Made in Mexico.
#16. To: Lod, NeoconsNailed, Esso, 4um (#7)
He who dies with the most TP, WINS!
#17. To: Ada (#10)
(Why are people buying so much toilet paper?)
#18. To: NeoconsNailed (#12)
How is it open to interpretation.
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