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Title: Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blasts Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/lysol-i ... -coughs-within-six-feet-of-you
Published: Mar 20, 2020
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2020-03-20 15:17:36 by Lod
Keywords: Satire
Views: 1141
Comments: 14

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#1. To: Lod (#0)

Arm up.

It is a pandemic.

randge  posted on  2020-03-20   15:29:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Babylon Bee is a satire site.

Horse  posted on  2020-03-20   16:20:06 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

duly labeled

Keywords: Satire

Lod  posted on  2020-03-20   16:37:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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