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Title: Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blasts Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/lysol-i ... -coughs-within-six-feet-of-you
Published: Mar 20, 2020
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2020-03-20 15:17:36 by Lod
Keywords: Satire
Views: 1170
Comments: 14
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#1. To: Lod (#0)
Arm up. It is a pan
The Truth of 911 Shall Set You Free From The Lie
Keywords: Satire “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
That reminds me of the shoulder mounted laser in the Predator flicks. ;)
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
It certainly is. The local taxi will not go to fast food places or convenience stores since this whole thing started. Even the pharmacy has their front door locked and you have to use the drive thru. ;) "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
I got the satire part. That was phunny. Thanks for the post. : )
I worked for a pharmacist one time. I got locked in working in the cooler as they were shutting the place down one night. It was dark in the place when I stepped out of the cooler. Couldn't get out of the pharmacy without tripping the alarm. It took me a while to get someone on the horn with a key. I'd near finished a bottle of wine before a guy showed up to unlock, and I was about to start on another. When he finally came to unlock the front door, the guy said, "Where the hell were ya?" I was kinda hazy, so I drove home the back way.
That reminds me of a video someone showed me the other day! Have you see Ginger Billy in "How Rednecks Prepare for the Coronavirus"? Here's the URL but I can't pull it up to see if it works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdA-3xXBGSI "...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Thanks, Lod. I'll try to remember that, but it's a different problem. Long story, but I am not even able to WATCH or even pull up a youtube page on my computer at that moment. One day I'll get it resolved, hopefully.
"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm
I guess they have to refrigerate diabetic meds. ;) "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
That old boy is quick on the draw. LOL Nice modular home too. ;) "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
The cooler was for the other "meds."
I should ask them at the local pharmacy which meds they need to refrigerate. ;) "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
demic.
#2. To: randge, Lod (#1)
Babylon Bee is a satire site.
#3. To: Horse (#2)
duly labeled
#4. To: Horse (#2)
#5. To: randge (#1)
(Edited)
Arm up. It is a pan
demic.
#6. To: Horse (#2)
#7. To: BTP Holdings (#5)
Even the pharmacy has their front door locked
#8. To: Horse, Lod (#2)
#9. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#8)
next time go to Share and then Embed, copy and it's good to paste here
#10. To: Lod (#9)
#11. To: randge (#7)
I got locked in working in the cooler
#12. To: Lod (#9)
(Edited)
#13. To: BTP Holdings (#11)
#14. To: randge (#13)
The cooler was for the other "meds."
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