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Title: Boober Eats: Portland Exotic Dancers Pivot To Food Delivery As Strip Clubs Forced To Close
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URL Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/personal- ... ivery-strip-clubs-forced-close
Published: Mar 24, 2020
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2020-03-24 20:43:00 by Horse
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Views: 488
Comments: 14

“It became very real when all this happened. Dancers work for tips and tips only.”

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

The news keeps getting better ;)

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2020-03-24   21:23:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Horse (#0)

Would it be inappropriate to ask for a private show and lap dance when they deliver the chow?

I'd guess not...but I could be wrong...

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2020-03-24   21:32:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Horse (#0)

In Portland they'd better be armed and ready to ward off lesbian assaults. I knew a woman in the PNW who had been in a long term lesbian relationship and she told me many of them were violent.

Portland men, not much of a threat. They're so limp they let Antifa come into their town and beat up senior citizens.


Freedom is a social skill.

Anthem  posted on  2020-03-24   21:42:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Horse (#0)

Dancers work for tips and tips only

Them and mohels...

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2020-03-24   21:47:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Lod (#2) (Edited)

Would it be inappropriate to ask for a private show and lap dance when they deliver the chow?

It's Daddy you shithead, where's my bourbon?

Worst mistake I ever made was playing the Blue Velvet drinking game - down a shot every time Dennis Hopper says the F-word. Twenty minutes is the record, not counting those participants disqualified by non-recovery.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2020-03-24   21:56:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Dakmar (#4)

Dancers work for tips and tips only

Them and mohels...

That's gettin towards the sick end of things...

Where does a mohel keep his tips?


Freedom is a social skill.

Anthem  posted on  2020-03-24   21:58:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Anthem (#6)

Mohels aren't paid very well, but they get to keep the tips!

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2020-03-24   22:05:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Dakmar (#7)

Mohels aren't paid very well, but they get to keep the tips!

Like strippers, they live on tips.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2020-03-24   23:54:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Lod, Dakimar (#8)

A few decades ago I knew a guy who married a stripper. He had a post-grad degree and a good job, but she kept dancing. He said cash would pile up on the kitchen table; one time he counted $30k. They bought a house and he drove a new Jag (dunno what she drove). He had to travel for work, sometimes staying for a week or so, and eventually found out that she would "entertain" while he was gone. He got the house, she didn't want it.


Freedom is a social skill.

Anthem  posted on  2020-03-25   0:16:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Anthem (#9)

She didn't want it? Did she have her own secret den on the side by then? What a sad story -- but I guess he should have wondered where all that money was coming from.

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2020-03-25   2:26:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Horse, 4um (#0)

Portland Exotic Dancers Pivot To Food Delivery As Strip Clubs Forced To Close

This thread is worthless without pics.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-03-25   11:27:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Esso (#11)

Complete with slut-stamp.


Freedom is a social skill.

Anthem  posted on  2020-03-25   11:47:31 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Anthem, 4um (#12)

Man, that thing's in great shape!

Not a scratch on the paint, wheels are still white, label is perfect. You should see mine, it's all beat up. Paint worn off the handle etc.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-03-25   12:43:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Anthem (#12)

Poor thing prolly feels completely over-dressed.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2020-03-25   13:11:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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