The coronavirus outbreak has forced numerous gyms across the country to close, but Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburgs says that she can violate the COVID-19 quarantine because shes already dead.
The 187-year-old Ginsburg is still working out with her trainer at the Supreme Courts private facilities.
Everybodys been shut down. The only reason why I didnt shut the justice down is because, hey, shes already dead as a doorknob, the gym proprietor Petey Roch said. Aint nothing that the coronavirus is going to do to her that 187 years hasnt!
Ginsburg is the only remaining deceased person sitting on the highest court of the land and is holding on to her seat through the dim chance that Donald Trump loses the 2020 election.
Roch said the two are taking extra precautions to wipe her down with embalming fluid to make sure she stays hydrated.
She has that grandfather status to me and if she wants to train, thats the least that I can do, Roch said. Her choice is, she doesnt let anything get in the way of her workoutscoronavirus, death, nothing!
Poster Comment:
Weekend at Ruthie's.