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Title: What caliber
Source: me
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Published: Apr 17, 2020
Author: albatros
Post Date: 2020-04-17 22:38:23 by albatros
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Views: 178
Comments: 5

I've sworn off short women because their vaginas can't fully accommidate a tall man's member.

So, if I meet a tall woman do I ask her "Do you carry?"

If she answers "yes," then should I ask "What caliber?"

After that, do I show her mine?

I'm serious.

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#1. To: albatros (#0)

What are you doing on 4um? Why post idiocy?

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Horse  posted on  2020-04-18   0:20:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#2. To: albatros (#0)

... sworn off short women ...

First of all, that’s just stupid. Short women are generally fantastic in bed, and the idea that your member is going to tax the capacity of a sack that can accommodate the skull of an infant is absurd. What appears to be occurring is that particular short women seem to find something distasteful in Physical congress with you, and have offered lack of capacity as an excuse.

As for your opening line with tall women (or any woman), start with “nice shoes”. If you know anything at all about women’s shoes, that opener will get you laid.

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ghostdogtxn  posted on  2020-04-18   10:25:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#3. To: albatros (#0)

All women are the same height laying down.


Dead Culture Watch  posted on  2020-04-18   13:42:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#4. To: All (#0)

If anyone thinks that this is serious, then you need to wash your mind

albatros  posted on  2020-04-22   23:28:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#5. To: albatros (#4)

If anyone thinks that this is serious, then you need to wash your mind

Hell, I didn't even understand it. Maybe I'm too olde. I'm sure you're fine, kiddo.

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Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
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Esso  posted on  2020-04-23   0:15:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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