From what I know, Minneapolis and St. Paul are pretty much one city, kind of like Ft. Wayne (Burmese capitol of the US) and New Haven, IN. I think you said your "pets" were Somalis, IIRC.
I've paid attention to your struggles over the years, and I feel for you. Good luck with your (forced on you) Diversity and Tolerance, my man.
Hang as tough as you can, kiddo. I'm there for you on the back channels if you need help.
Close enough, bring in the 22LR miniguns with birdshot. Let the SJWs feel the pain. (No, GE Miniguns are a little more powerful than what was required in this situation.)
Those Flash-bangs weren't getting it. Puff the Magic Dragon might've been OK but the heroes in blue on their bikes might've wanted to back off a klic or so.