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Title: Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb
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URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTOKCdi1irE
Published: Jun 5, 2020
Author: Today Now
Post Date: 2020-06-05 14:50:46 by NeoconsNailed
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Views: 646
Comments: 14

Oprah's biggest fans will be entombed alongside her in The Oprahmidion where they will bask in her wisdom for eternity.
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#1. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
Oprah is living proof that Barnum was correct.

Cynicom posted on 2020-06-05 14:54:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Cynicom (#1)
This page doesn't begin to chart her real evils
https://www.alternet.org/2010/01/10_good_reasons_you_should_hate_opr ah_winfrey/
Getting a little warmer -- not much
https://nypost.com/2010/04/13/lesbian-flings-prostitution-abuse- lies-oprahs-hidden-life/
Whites not embracing racial correctness "just have to die", she ooks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sWsn1Q8lk

Comic relief
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=madtv+oprah
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-06-05 15:18:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
Ohhhh, in her tomb. I thought she said buried in her massive womb.
Freedom is a social skill.
Anthem posted on 2020-06-05 15:37:45 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: Anthem (#3)
HahahaHAAAA, touché!
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-06-05 15:44:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
The advent of large screen televisions in the late 80's is what made possible Orca's success. Before then the cameraman would have had to use chalk guide lines to work across and scan her girth.

StraitGate posted on 2020-06-05 16:52:43 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: StraitGate (#5)
And they've been using some very special equipt. ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aYjAOQwlH8
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-06-05 17:29:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: Anthem (#3)

"Is gullibility a word"? Yes, it's entered as a run-on at our entry for "gullible," along with "gullibly." All three of these words descend from the verb gull, meaning "to deceive or take advantage of." The verb "gull" was borrowed into English from Anglo-French in the mid-16th century. Another relative is the noun "gull," referring to a person who is easy to cheat""

Cynicom posted on 2020-06-05 17:45:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: NeoconsNailed (#6)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aYjAOQwlH8

Maybe they used a fish eye lens to make her look thin. ;)
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-05 18:03:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
Maybe she could invite all Ellen's fans to join in an immediate self-interment ritual and be done with all of them.
I'd send a flower.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Lod posted on 2020-06-05 19:25:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Lod (#9)
Maybe she could invite all Ellen's fans to join in an immediate self-interment ritual and be done with all of them.
I'd send a flower.

And I would deliver it. ROTFLMAO!
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-05 20:10:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: BTP Holdings (#10)
Perfect!
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Lod posted on 2020-06-05 22:14:24 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: Lod (#11) (Edited)
And I would deliver it.
Perfect!

I delivered flowers in Chicago as a young man.
When we drove the big truck down to Florida we would pick up flowers in Miami and then greens in north Florida.
We had about 15 stops along the Gulf coast over into Louisiana and up into Arkansas. Sometimes we had to go into Oklahoma. When we did our logs were so screwed up we went around that scale in Joplin. We would empty out in Springfield.
It was a great gig and paid $750 a week in CASH. I sure wish I had some of that left. ;)
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
BTP Holdings posted on 2020-06-05 22:42:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: Lod (#9) (Edited)
Maybe she could invite all Ellen's fans to join in an immediate self-interment ritual and be done with all of them.

Now that'd be a lockdown anybody can love!
You all understand, I trust, that the video up top is satire?
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-06-06 0:09:24 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: BTP Holdings (#8)
Didjew enjoy that show I hope? ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQL6eV77tjI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ2Ayiy0UGk
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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um
NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-06-06 0:32:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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