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Title: FBI Debunks Bubba Wallace NASCAR Noose Conspiracy Theory
Source: zerohedge
URL Source: ... nascar-noose-conspiracy-theory
Published: Jun 23, 2020
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2020-06-23 18:35:56 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 694
Comments: 8

From 'conspiracy theory' to 'fact'...

A 'noose' which was 'found hanging in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's garage' turns out to be a garage pull which has been there since October, 2019 - while Wallace was assigned that garage last week, according to the FBI.

Of course, the outrage mob - including LeBron James - whipped up racial division over the non-incident in a tweet which has received 66,000 'likes,' while the hashtag #iStandWithBubba trended on Twitter.

"On Monday, fifteen FBI special agents conducted numerous interviews regarding the situation at Talladega Superspeedway," reads an FBI statement. "After a thorough review of the facts and evidence surrounding this event, we have concluded that no federal crime was committed."

"Although the noose is now known to have been in garage number 4 in 2019, nobody could have known Mr. Wallace would be assigned to garage number 4 last week."

On Tuesday, Wallace went on The View and called Wallace dismissed what the New York Post framed as 'conspiracy theories' over the noose incident being staged, or never happening. The day before, Wallace told Fox Sports reporter Jamie Little "Sorry I’m not wearing my mask, but I wanted to show whoever it was that you’re not going to take away my smile."

So - to all you Talladega facilities managers, you didn't take away Bubba's smile.

As the outrage mob frothed over yet another fake noose incident, cooler heads began to circulate the 'garage pull' evidence - long before the FBI cracked the case mind you.

Click for all the Twatter nonsense & pics that I don't know how to post!

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I wanted to post another scathing NASCAR satire article about this. Turns out the truth is goofier than satire.

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#1. To: Dakmar, 4um (#0) (Edited)

Turns out the truth is goofier than satire.

I think our semi part time writing gigs are in serious jeopardy.

The comments at ZH are priceless. Come come get ya some!

Esso  posted on  2020-06-23   18:38:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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#2. To: Esso (#1)

‘The View’: NASCAR’s Bubba Wallace Calls Noose-Doubters “Simpleminded People Afraid Of Change”

I am so sick of these people.

Dakmar  posted on  2020-06-23 19:52:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#3. To: 4um (#1)

So, a race car driver and his complete pit crew mixed up a garage door pull with a noose?

Sounds completely legit.

Like the time I ordered bed sheets off Amazon, and when they arrived I thought they sent me flattened Klansmen.

Is this real?......or is it an episode of South Park?

Hey Bubba...Jeff Gordon here ya copy?
You're currently restarting 30th but we are checking in with you because you're black.

The Rocky statue in Philadelphia will be removed tomorrow via a crane as no white boxer could ever knock out a black boxer---Impossible and a racist statue nonetheless.

The bigger problem here is that those corrugated steel buildings in the southern heat of Talladega are white! That's racist and they should be repainted brown or black in the coming week. On a side note, a $42 million central AC unit will be installed to negate the impact of the color change.

Bubba needs to give back the culturally-appropriated redneck name. From now on he can be Jussie Wallace.

eenie meenie miney moe, catch a ... (Oooo, an oldie but goodie)

Noosegate. What a hoot.

Actually this was a perfect example of race relations in America: black people see racism explicitly everywhere regardless of the reality and white people are left scratching their heads wondering "what's his deal?"

Good luck NASCAR filling seats with WOKE soy boys and girls.

15 FBI agents for 1 noose. How many people work at the FBI? With some simple math and a few hundred feet of rope a single mischievous would-be serial noose-ance could likely keep the entire FBI workforce busy investigating a wild noose chase.

This freaking idiot was given a chance of a lifetime and still ended up a Pavement Ape

Everything is Racism, if a White Person...
Moves Out...White flight
Moves In...Gentrification
Sees Color...White Supremacy
Doesn’t See Color...Ignores Racism
Has Own Culture...Non-Inclusive Discrimination
Embraces all Cultures...Cultural Appropriation
You can never be right when the agenda is Anti-White

And my favorite...

let's compare Kyle Larson (who NASCAR recently fired for saying the n- word as a dumb joke on a hot mic) and Bubba Wallace

Xfinity Series:
Wallace: 85 races, 0 wins, 35 top 10s, 2 poles
Larson: 108 races, 12 wins, 75 top 10s, 4 poles

Cup Series:
Wallace: 90 races, 0 wins, 6 top 10s, 0 poles
Larson: 223 races, 6 wins, 101 top 10s, 8 poles

NASCAR has babied him every step of the way. NASCAR has levels, like minor league baseball. He's been given great marketing and great equipment at every level but only runs ok, never dominates, never is clearly better than the other drivers. Yet each time he was moved up to the next level while other guys got passed over. It'd be like a guy who was ok in high school ball, ok in college ball, and ok in the minor leagues ... being made the face of the New York Yankees.

Esso  posted on  2020-06-23 20:24:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#4. To: Esso (#1)

Lawdy, the neighbors be fixin to hang black midgets.

Dakmar  posted on  2020-06-23 20:24:42 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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