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Title: FBI Debunks Bubba Wallace NASCAR Noose Conspiracy Theory
Source: zerohedge
URL Source: ... nascar-noose-conspiracy-theory
Published: Jun 23, 2020
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2020-06-23 18:35:56 by Esso
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Views: 688
Comments: 8

From 'conspiracy theory' to 'fact'...

A 'noose' which was 'found hanging in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's garage' turns out to be a garage pull which has been there since October, 2019 - while Wallace was assigned that garage last week, according to the FBI.

Of course, the outrage mob - including LeBron James - whipped up racial division over the non-incident in a tweet which has received 66,000 'likes,' while the hashtag #iStandWithBubba trended on Twitter.

"On Monday, fifteen FBI special agents conducted numerous interviews regarding the situation at Talladega Superspeedway," reads an FBI statement. "After a thorough review of the facts and evidence surrounding this event, we have concluded that no federal crime was committed."

"Although the noose is now known to have been in garage number 4 in 2019, nobody could have known Mr. Wallace would be assigned to garage number 4 last week."

On Tuesday, Wallace went on The View and called Wallace dismissed what the New York Post framed as 'conspiracy theories' over the noose incident being staged, or never happening. The day before, Wallace told Fox Sports reporter Jamie Little "Sorry I’m not wearing my mask, but I wanted to show whoever it was that you’re not going to take away my smile."

So - to all you Talladega facilities managers, you didn't take away Bubba's smile.

As the outrage mob frothed over yet another fake noose incident, cooler heads began to circulate the 'garage pull' evidence - long before the FBI cracked the case mind you.

Click for all the Twatter nonsense & pics that I don't know how to post!

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I wanted to post another scathing NASCAR satire article about this. Turns out the truth is goofier than satire.

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#1. To: Dakmar, 4um (#0) (Edited)

Turns out the truth is goofier than satire.

I think our semi part time writing gigs are in serious jeopardy.

The comments at ZH are priceless. Come come get ya some!

Esso  posted on  2020-06-23   18:38:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#2. To: Esso (#1)

‘The View’: NASCAR’s Bubba Wallace Calls Noose-Doubters “Simpleminded People Afraid Of Change”

I am so sick of these people.

Dakmar  posted on  2020-06-23   19:52:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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#5. To: Dakmar, 4um (#2) (Edited)

I am so sick of these people.

GeeWhiz ol' buddy, sounds like you got a problem. Everybody up here in FTW is so happy that they're shitting rainbows.

AnyHoo, now that there's 15 FBI guys looking for a case, maybe they can come up here and take a look at my "Noose and Squirrel" problem I've got going on up here.

There's these commie, Antifa radicals, called Boris and Natasa causing my potato stash to grow this green stuff to grow on them that I think is dope. I'm sure of it.

I also think that the Canuks are putting something in my whiskey that is making me teleport against my will. You know, like Tatra Tea does.

Dear God Dakkie, hurry up and call Cousin Vlad, you have his "number" from last time, he knows what to do.

Please hurry, Oprah, Ellen and Kaitlen Jenner are closing in fast. I think Bubba Wallace is driving.

I'm scared, I may not make it this time, my friend.

You can have all my ABBA cassettes if I'm gone.

Love and kisses,

Esso  posted on  2020-06-23 20:54:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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