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Title: FBI Debunks Bubba Wallace NASCAR Noose Conspiracy Theory
Source: zerohedge
URL Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/political ... nascar-noose-conspiracy-theory
Published: Jun 23, 2020
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2020-06-23 18:35:56 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 1372
Comments: 8

From 'conspiracy theory' to 'fact'...

A 'noose' which was 'found hanging in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's garage' turns out to be a garage pull which has been there since October, 2019 - while Wallace was assigned that garage last week, according to the FBI.

Of course, the outrage mob - including LeBron James - whipped up racial division over the non-incident in a tweet which has received 66,000 'likes,' while the hashtag #iStandWithBubba trended on Twitter.

"On Monday, fifteen FBI special agents conducted numerous interviews regarding the situation at Talladega Superspeedway," reads an FBI statement. "After a thorough review of the facts and evidence surrounding this event, we have concluded that no federal crime was committed."

"Although the noose is now known to have been in garage number 4 in 2019, nobody could have known Mr. Wallace would be assigned to garage number 4 last week."

On Tuesday, Wallace went on The View and called Wallace dismissed what the New York Post framed as 'conspiracy theories' over the noose incident being staged, or never happening. The day before, Wallace told Fox Sports reporter Jamie Little "Sorry I’m not wearing my mask, but I wanted to show whoever it was that you’re not going to take away my smile."

So - to all you Talladega facilities managers, you didn't take away Bubba's smile.

As the outrage mob frothed over yet another fake noose incident, cooler heads began to circulate the 'garage pull' evidence - long before the FBI cracked the case mind you.

Click for all the Twatter nonsense & pics that I don't know how to post!


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I wanted to post another scathing NASCAR satire article about this. Turns out the truth is goofier than satire.

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#1. To: Dakmar, 4um (#0) (Edited)

Turns out the truth is goofier than satire.

I think our semi part time writing gigs are in serious jeopardy.

The comments at ZH are priceless. Come come get ya some!

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-06-23   18:38:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#1)

‘The View’: NASCAR’s Bubba Wallace Calls Noose-Doubters “Simpleminded People Afraid Of Change”

I am so sick of these people.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2020-06-23   19:52:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: 4um (#1)

So, a race car driver and his complete pit crew mixed up a garage door pull with a noose?

Sounds completely legit.

Like the time I ordered bed sheets off Amazon, and when they arrived I thought they sent me flattened Klansmen.

Is this real?......or is it an episode of South Park?

Hey Bubba...Jeff Gordon here ya copy?
You're currently restarting 30th but we are checking in with you because you're black.

The Rocky statue in Philadelphia will be removed tomorrow via a crane as no white boxer could ever knock out a black boxer---Impossible and a racist statue nonetheless.

The bigger problem here is that those corrugated steel buildings in the southern heat of Talladega are white! That's racist and they should be repainted brown or black in the coming week. On a side note, a $42 million central AC unit will be installed to negate the impact of the color change.

Bubba needs to give back the culturally-appropriated redneck name. From now on he can be Jussie Wallace.

eenie meenie miney moe, catch a ... (Oooo, an oldie but goodie)

Noosegate. What a hoot.

Actually this was a perfect example of race relations in America: black people see racism explicitly everywhere regardless of the reality and white people are left scratching their heads wondering "what's his deal?"

Good luck NASCAR filling seats with WOKE soy boys and girls.

15 FBI agents for 1 noose. How many people work at the FBI? With some simple math and a few hundred feet of rope a single mischievous would-be serial noose-ance could likely keep the entire FBI workforce busy investigating a wild noose chase.

This freaking idiot was given a chance of a lifetime and still ended up a Pavement Ape

Everything is Racism, if a White Person...
Moves Out...White flight
Moves In...Gentrification
Sees Color...White Supremacy
Doesn’t See Color...Ignores Racism
Has Own Culture...Non-Inclusive Discrimination
Embraces all Cultures...Cultural Appropriation
You can never be right when the agenda is Anti-White

And my favorite...

let's compare Kyle Larson (who NASCAR recently fired for saying the n- word as a dumb joke on a hot mic) and Bubba Wallace

Xfinity Series:
Wallace: 85 races, 0 wins, 35 top 10s, 2 poles
Larson: 108 races, 12 wins, 75 top 10s, 4 poles

Cup Series:
Wallace: 90 races, 0 wins, 6 top 10s, 0 poles
Larson: 223 races, 6 wins, 101 top 10s, 8 poles

NASCAR has babied him every step of the way. NASCAR has levels, like minor league baseball. He's been given great marketing and great equipment at every level but only runs ok, never dominates, never is clearly better than the other drivers. Yet each time he was moved up to the next level while other guys got passed over. It'd be like a guy who was ok in high school ball, ok in college ball, and ok in the minor leagues ... being made the face of the New York Yankees.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-06-23   20:24:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#1)

Lawdy, the neighbors be fixin to hang black midgets.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2020-06-23   20:24:42 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Dakmar, 4um (#2) (Edited)

I am so sick of these people.

GeeWhiz ol' buddy, sounds like you got a problem. Everybody up here in FTW is so happy that they're shitting rainbows.

AnyHoo, now that there's 15 FBI guys looking for a case, maybe they can come up here and take a look at my "Noose and Squirrel" problem I've got going on up here.

There's these commie, Antifa radicals, called Boris and Natasa causing my potato stash to grow this green stuff to grow on them that I think is dope. I'm sure of it.

I also think that the Canuks are putting something in my whiskey that is making me teleport against my will. You know, like Tatra Tea does.

Dear God Dakkie, hurry up and call Cousin Vlad, you have his "number" from last time, he knows what to do.

Please hurry, Oprah, Ellen and Kaitlen Jenner are closing in fast. I think Bubba Wallace is driving.

I'm scared, I may not make it this time, my friend.

You can have all my ABBA cassettes if I'm gone.

Love and kisses,
Frankovich

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-06-23   20:54:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Dakmar, 4um (#4)

Lawdy, the neighbors be fixin to hang black midgets.

Hell, if it was me, I'd take the lunch pail off of it and set the cross on fire.

I hope you're not turning into #DamnYankee.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-06-23   21:05:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Dakmar, 4um (#4)

Do you have the stones to walk up to MY quarter light?

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-06-24   0:05:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: 4um (#7)

Speaking of cars...

Esso's Definitive End Bar and Grill.

Damn, I miss you Kimmy.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-06-24   0:14:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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