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Title: Famed Archaeology Professor Fired After Photos Surface Of Him Wearing Nazi Uniform
Source: Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/famed-a ... urface-of-him-in-nazi-uniforms
Published: Jul 13, 2020
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2020-07-13 22:30:17 by Bill D Berger
Keywords: None
Views: 849
Comments: 5

W3Schools.com

BEDFORD, CT—Professor of archeology, expert in the occult, and obtainer of rare antiquities, Dr. Henry Jones Jr has been suspended indefinitely from Marshall College after multiple photos have surfaced of him wearing Nazi uniforms.

“We're shocked and horrified by Dr. Jones’s association with the Nazi Party,” said Dr. Joan Snakes, Professor of Anthropology and Prius owner, who first exposed the photos. 

“The amount of time he apparently spends with Nazis is alarming. It seems like every time we turn around, he’s wearing a Nazi uniform, riding Nazi motorcycles, or entering Nazi submarines!” 

When asked for comments, Dr. Jones responded, “Nazis? I hate those guys.”

“I thought he’d be able to slip out of this one by the skin of his hat,” says longtime friend Marcus Brody. “He’s had close calls before, but the walls are really closing in on him now.”

Tensions escalated when it came to light Dr. Jones once collected a signed autograph from Nazi leader Adolf Hitler.

Marshall College, which has a large Jewish student population – including notable graduates George Spielberg and Steven Lucas – has taken a strict stance against images of hate on campus. 

“Could there be a perfectly acceptable explanation for why Dr. Jones so frequently finds himself with the Nazi party? Maybe. But we don’t want to hear it!” Dr. Snakes continues, “If we want to create a safe and hate-free environment here on campus, we must act swiftly, without explanation, nuance, or grace.”

The suspension is immediate, with many doubting Jones will ever return.

After learning it was his colleague that exposed him, Jones moaned, “Snakes… Why did it have to be Snakes?” (1 image)

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#1. To: Bill D Berger, 4um (#0)

Friday & Gannon were in on it too...

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-07-13   22:45:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Bill D Berger, Dakmar, 4um (#0)

Dr. Henry Jones Jr

Bad reporting. They completely missed the fact that this Nazi's alias was "Indiana," a well known haven for the majority of white supremacists in the country.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2020-07-13   22:49:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Bill D Berger (#0)

“Could there be a perfectly acceptable explanation for why Dr. Jones so frequently finds himself with the Nazi party? Maybe. But we don’t want to hear it!”

That's a great quote. But all too true.

Pinguinite  posted on  2020-07-14   1:00:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Bill D Berger (#0)

The Bee is a satire site. Great find though -- if these ppl (even though right-leaning) are mocking jew holycost cancel culture, it's progress!

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2020-07-14   2:44:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Esso (#2) (Edited)

Ah, Indiana -- land of sweet white ppl and free thought

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Klan

https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/local/2019/08/26/klu- klux-klan-hold-second-kookout-saturday-madison-indiana/2126647001/

Years ago a new 'Christian identity' type church popt up in legendary Madisonville. It was perfect -- had a magazine like American's Promise's but in color, the pastor had about 10 kids and defied peecee.... but then it and they suddenly vanished off the face of the earth.

N.b. there are two Indianas -- Southern, the real world, and northern, which actually touches Lake Michigan (and even worse, Chicago).

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USA! USA! USA! Bringing you democracy, or else! there were strains of VD that were incurable, and they were first found in the Philippines and then transmitted to the Korean working girls via US military. The 'incurables' we were told were first taken back to a military hospital in the Philippines to quietly die. – 4um

NeoconsNailed  posted on  2020-07-14   2:55:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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